Wuss
I don't even have anterior cruciate ligaments anymore and I still cycle. Anterior cruciate ligaments are for losers, losers and gays. Mark at school told me that if you have anterior cruciate ligaments there's a 90% chance you'll turn gay.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

p.s. your synopsis on my job is a tad out of date mister loaf sir
I am now the apple systems developer which is much more fun and important sounding.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)

apple themed spanner monkey
wanting to spend more time tinkering and less time sneding emails and talking to real humanoids

better? :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Nope, I manage servers these days, Don't go near spanners

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

apple themed server monkkey
with spanner aspirations, a black eye, and an oven glove full of congealing jism

better?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

My issue with apple is they have made an unupgradable, unfixable laptop.
I just think its unethical. Sure its less work for people like me but if I had just spunked out £2k on a laptop only to be told "sorry your hard drive has failed after 18 months (which they do ALOT!) No you can't put in a new drive, either pay us a daft amount of money or buy a new one" Id be pretty pissed of. Also the soldered on ram thing is fucking gay. Toshiba did it on a few laptops and if the ram failed you had to buy a new laptop, which sucks. No expansion slot so no ram upgrades possible either unless you buy them at time of purchase. £160 for 8gb ram which is about 5 times what it should be.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

perfectly fair
but the fact that it means LESS work for you not more is still valid.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

less work is never a good thing for any business

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Its a real pain though
I fix it myself its done same day. Apple don't do onsite repair so we drop it off at a repair center who send it off. Usual turn around is 2 weeks them we have to drive back out to newquay to pick it up. 2 weeks without their laptop turns the staff member in to an even bigger twat. Then they get it back to find Apple have wiped their drive and they have not got a backup because they are morons.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

you work in an orchard?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Yup, You want zum zider?

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

i fucking well want zum zyder
moi 'ansome
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I'm making you Zum Zyder me old mucker!

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

so when are you and wifey/glovey coming up?
reckon you'll make santacon this year?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Unlikely :P No-one will look after BOTH kids
Bastards
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

seperate them, an action movie where they meet when they're much older will ensue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

yes but you have a handy surgical replacement.
i just have the spannered original bit of fleshy fail.
the doc compared it to ripping a rawlplug halfway out of a wall then the plaster healing behind it.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Only one leg got the replacement
the other leg is just fucking hard. Also I tore them when I was 12 and didn't get the repair until I was 23 which makes me super hard and cool and that's why ladies all want to shag me and stuff.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

the other leg wasn't damaged
was it? other than being attached to you i mean :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yeh second went a few years later.
Genetic defect inherited from my father
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)