I was fed on demand as a baby
It's why I became such a fat fucker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:13, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I wasn't allowed chocolate/ sweets
they were for special occasions only until I was nine or ten. No wonder I'm tubby now.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)

^this, also.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I grew up in a sweet shop
Oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Lol, however I suspect that you are now responsible for your own calorie intake
Different midwives have different opinions on it, but it just wasn't working for us. Then we switched to 4-hourly feeds and it changed overnight.

Since then I've seen numerous couples have the same problem and as soon as they switched the problem has been solved.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I had to be bottle fed, as my mum was quite ill when I was born and couldn't feed me herself
and I think the fad at the time was 'demand feeding'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)

fat fucker fine lump of a woman
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)

'lump' is right...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

hahahaha!
Praise and a putdown in one line
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

chicks go crazy for me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)

+en
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)

bitches be trippin

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)

+over their own gunts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Gunt is an excellent word

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)

simple and descriptive.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I don't like it when a birds gut is bigger than her mammaries
it's like double euww
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)