the one that doesn't result in a mid 40's stroke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

So that'll be a salmon steak then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I'd advise that
You're ripe for a stroke

Nobody looks cool with dysphasia, a wet patch on your trouser where you've pissed yourself again and a walking frame for long distances
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I bet Barry could make that work given how 'cool' he is what with all his sartorial choices.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

you were well jelly of his wardrobe on Saturday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Damn right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

It's not necessarily the healthy option
If he's eating in a hotel or something, it'll be smothered in butter before it's cooked.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

he could always order all bran and yoghurt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

There is a greater chance of porcines learning to self propel above ground level.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)