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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That shit thread was shit.
This evening I have a choice of fillet, rump, sirloin or rib eye steak. Which should I choose?

Alt: tights or stockings?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:55, 328 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
stockings.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Yeah, tights just make your arse sweat.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
What's the vegetarian option?
Have that.

Alt: I don't wear either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Vegetarian food can be ok.
As a side dish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Barry wants you to know that if you don't leave him alone he's going to get his big brother to beat you up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Pfft. I am not responsible for anything, I wasn't even there.
Shitty thing to do to your host though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I've come across like 50 times worse, no harm done, and I believe the parties concerned have squared it
LETS'S ALL MOVE ON
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)
You raised the subject!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)
NOBODY GOT THEIR NOSE BROKEN
it would be nice if it all died a death what with the lack of lolz or drama but I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I am sure it will tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Very few of us were actually there
but it hasn't stopped everyone talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Alt: socks

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Dead inside.
Didn't Quinten tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I tend not to listen to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
He's very astute.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Well he knew I was dead inside.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Do I have to start pandering?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Hell no.
He might be astute but he's still a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Just checking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Looking forward to the London bash btw.
Be nice to see everyone again : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
something else i aint been invited to

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Forever alone Rory : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
One day I'll crack open the Clique !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Is it really that cliquey here?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
There's been two or three cliques since I've taken any notice
the b4sh chat is all well roffle
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
That reminds me, it's been a long time since I last saw some indignant tit blaming their own stupidity on an imaginary cliiiiique.
Used to happen all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
and with my help it will happen again

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Clicquot, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Aw! I thought I was being sophisticated and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Sorry but you weren't. 2/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
: (
That's a council estate upbringing for you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Errghh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I hope to make it, might be on holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Aw man!
*massive sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
All three obviously
with a side order of stockings
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
There are four choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Fillet, rump, sirloin
Bones take too long to cut round
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
fillet. always.
Alt: depends. Do you like the feel of the breeze on your tackle?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
it's meat, does it really matter which you choose?
Alt neither, if you shave well enough your legs feel just as smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)
THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN COVERED IN THE LAST THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
APOLOGIES ACCEPTED!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)
YOU SHOULDN'T ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY, TELL HIM TO PISS OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO GET ANGRY.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
NEVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Haha, but battered isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Shut up Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
It's ok, you don't have to admit that made you lol.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)
i didnt read the entire thread
ALRIGHT BATTERED?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Very well thanks. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I need more help choosing what type of steak to have.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
the one that doesn't result in a mid 40's stroke

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)
So that'll be a salmon steak then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I'd advise that
You're ripe for a stroke

Nobody looks cool with dysphasia, a wet patch on your trouser where you've pissed yourself again and a walking frame for long distances
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I bet Barry could make that work given how 'cool' he is what with all his sartorial choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
you were well jelly of his wardrobe on Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
It's not necessarily the healthy option
If he's eating in a hotel or something, it'll be smothered in butter before it's cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
he could always order all bran and yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
There is a greater chance of porcines learning to self propel above ground level.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Go with your heart Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I think this is about more than steak.
I sense this is a cry for help.
Is Battered the lost little boy finally coming to the fore?
Come on, you're among friends here, let it all out big man.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
It is really all about the red meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, YOU SHORTARSED PRICK
WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Who is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
it's me.
am I suddenly invisible or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
HE DOESNT WANT THAT ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
STOP SHOUTING AT ME!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
YOU STARTED IT!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
He wants the one he's already decided on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I thin, it's going to be the sirloin. Served blue, with a jacket potato and salad.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Well, if you knew thyat, why did you bother asking us?
I'm starting to feel as unappreciated as quentin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Hello there pretty lady :o)

(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
ello darlin'
what you up to today? I hope you're looking after your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Oh yeah.
She's in the kitchen, so I'm keeping the pooter warm for her ;o)
(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)
is she making you a sandwich?
I hope she's making a nice nana sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
*smooshes BGB*

(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
*feels smooshed*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
You want here lol
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post190847
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Stop harshing my buzz man.
He's the closest thing I've ever had to an admirer.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I used to well lol at hsh :( wtf is wrong wif you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Life is a spectrum Rory.
HSH was one extreme and this is another.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Fucking hell. HSH was the worst thing to happen to the entire Internet since Tim Berners Lee came up with HTML.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
you didn't have to be retarded to post in one, but it helped

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Viva la fucking difference.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)
i'm sage today ent i

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Parsley, shurely?
COS YOU IS A LION!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
old lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
i've been helping to smooth over forum difficulties today DG
you'd have been proud of me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I've been lurking on occasions.
Mainly on the train into work and at lunchtime. Needless to say I've lost my faith in humanity in the interim.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Don't worry DG.
I'm probably up again in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
The missus said.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I'm shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
The morning reports on /talk a few years ago were worse.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
I don't remember those.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
They appeared at 8am, regular as clockwork.
In them you listed your postcode, then what you had for breakfast, then every single punishing detail of what you'd done, not done or planned to do at the office that day. It was top-quality internet and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
DAAKS

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
i'm having a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Only
living things shit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Nick Berry's etc....

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Rib eye
Followed by banana split \o/
(Burt Chimpcaster, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Nah. Just having the one course.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)
And
it won't be inter
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Not tonight it won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)
It
has to be rump of stockings.

Any other reply is gay. Especially fillet of tights.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)
You can shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I
could choose that option.

But I won't.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
You really stuck it to battered

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)
He's
stuck to his underwear.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I went for a rib eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
rare?

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Done on a chargrill, so black on the outside, blue in the middle. Best way so you don't end up with a cold steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
OK
I'd agree with most of that. Not too black, though or it'll be takin' our jobs, man.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
you chose wrong.
So, how's the arse end of England?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Surprisingly sunny and the part I am in isn't too industrial. Still full of the unemployed I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Sounds like Weston.
Somebody give me a job.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Sounds like Weston?
What, horrifically burned and doing excellent work for charity?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Ha
ha you coorse cunt!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
The Simon Weston grill is still one of the funniest things ever to have been posted on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Link please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1214617#post1214622
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Brilliant. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Say no more, guv.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Whe are we drinking together again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
God, I don't know.
I'd like to get down in September but we've got a few things in August to go to and my current contract will end at the end of September, unless it gets extended again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
If
God was going to give the world an enema...

He would stick the tube in Govan,Glasgow.

It appears he has, as well. The team formerly known as rangers are dead..

How are you, b3th?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Ken what you mean.
I lived in Dumbreck for a year, and I only ventured over the motorway when I absolutely had to.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Jesus
Jesus, did you live there as part of a court order?

Did you murder somebody?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I was lodging there in my final year.
It was in the posh end, where all the big houses are.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
That
was the place that Govan residents used to raid the bins as a community project?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Anything new in Barrygate?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I believe he's stuck on a Peter Werth shirt or some Gucci sunglasses.
It's touch and go.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
It's the story that wouldn't fucking die.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I bought him a pint a couple of weeks ago an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Good people do bad things too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I did a shit in Schipol airport that wouldn't flush a few years ago.
I had to leave it as my plane was boarding. I lost sleep for weeks over that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I love Schiphol.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
you gotta love an airport with a casino.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I remember very little of it
other than having a photograph somewhere of a mate smoking a massive bifter before going through the departure lounge.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
lol remember very little lol
You recalled an occasion where Battered did something lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I recall Battered buying me a pint.
Everything after that is a blur.

Actually, he's bought me several.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
He's never bought me one.
The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I think he pissed in it, if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Not true. Bristol ring a bell?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
You didn't buy me a drink there, did you?
I thought that was cavy who bought that drink.
Sorry, and that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I imagine cavey to be a shorter, fatter, hairier version of Heather from Eastenders
tell me I'm right
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Sorry.
Not even close.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
:(
more information please
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I refuse to fuel your wank bank.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
@D:
that's me being sick in case you were wondering
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
when are you up this way next?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Not for a bit I don't expect
What shits going down in York anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
nothing really.
Great new pub at the station.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I like York, it's got plenty of character, not as in shit hole character either

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
York is excellent, I have to agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I have in fact posted York bashes but no fucker ever bothers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Me, you and Betty's.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I've never been able to get, otherwise I'd have signed up.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
it's a cultural backwater
And is very expensive to live in. Terraced houses on my street go for about 200 grand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Compared to London that's a bargain.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
London isn't really comparable to anywhere up north for property prices.
There's a newbuild near me on the market for 1.1 million.

Edit- nowhere else in the north apart from Aberdeen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I did, but no problem.
I also let you borrow £50, no rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

And the stockings have to be worn with VERY high heels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
In your case shorty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
what do Battered and dwarfs have in common?
Very little.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
What do PD and midgets have in common?
The same size of clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
what do Battered and a tiny penis have in common?
Everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
When does Batterd acknowledge a penis?
When he takes notice of PD and his Cuban heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Something about Oddjob.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Something about nick nack.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
something tedious about a high powered job.
What a prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Something about working in BTL marketing as not bright enough to be trusted with the bigger ATL budgets.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I am so turned on right now.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
something pompous about being a massive prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Or just being more successful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
certainly successful at being a massive prick.
Alright Bats?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Splendid ta. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Full of stir fry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
There's worse things to be full of. NA's spunk for a start.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
or Monty's cock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
You mean like NA's kid?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I liked the scampi ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I agree, they were the best flavour.
Rib and Saucy are the best ones you can get these days.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I liked Nice n spicy
and cream n cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Cream and cheesy can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
STD lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
The vending machine in my last office used to have the spicy ones sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
They've probably been in there for years

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is like watching TD and NA argue about who is the bigger spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Fillet steak
Mostly because that was the last steak I had.

Alt: depends entirely upon the occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I usually plump for Sirloin these days
it's usually a good balance between quality, size and cost.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I sometimes wonder about the logistics
of buying a fucking great lump of beef and just slicing steak sized lumps from it. Would that work? I'm tempted to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Well, it would work in the sense that you would end up with bits of meat
But some of them would be quite tough and not much good for frying.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I may stick to doing beef in beer then.
Had that on Saturday; it was magnificently good. The beef just melted like a leper's cock in a tuppenny whore's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Braising meat is my current "thing"
we did pork chops in beer with apples, lamb chops with rosemary and red wine and I did a turkey breast with herbs, onions and peppers and white wine. I tried monkfish with sherry and red wine last night. It would have been better with something other than monkfish which was a bit underwhelming.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
The missus has an excellent red wine sauce recipe which might go well with monkfish.
Traditionally it's for cod, and sounds completely wrong, but it's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Meaty fish with red wine can work exceptionally well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Better than fishy meat, I suppose...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I think I might have enjoyed the monkfish more
if I had actually dipped small chunks in seasoned flour and fried it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had monkfish.
I've got a mate who was chased around a boat by one with a fucking great knife stuck in its back, but that's about as far as it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I've seen them in the fishmongers and always thought they looked really interesting
so I've been waiting for years to try it, but the wife doesn't want to try it, so as she was away on holiday this week I took the opportunity.

It tastes like a lot of other white fish, there isn't really a huge amount differentiate it from a decent bit of haddock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Also known as rock salmon in some parts.
Although in the wild, it looks about as far removed from a salmon as it's possible to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I hadn't realised how fucking ugly they were
until I was looking for recipes yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
They have not been blessed with sleek, good looks, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Bollox
it's a much firmer fish than haddock, which is why it's often described as "meatier." It needs longer cooking but also needs a bit of salty flavouring. I use Parma ham wrapped round it but bacon lardons work well too.

Another good "meaty" fish is what's called "rock turbot" in this part of the world.

Both are hoorin' expensive, like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Both of which?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Yes
they are not the same thing, though some fishmongers may try to tell you so.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
They all sound good
bar the monkfish, and the apples with pork. Though they're personal preferences
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)
You do them in thin slices
and they kind of caramalise in the beer as it reduces.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Allergic to apples
a surprisingly quantity of pork dishes use apples so I don't often eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
That's an annoying allergy to have.
Are you actually allergic or are yo just picky?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Actually allergic
apparantly being allergic to a certain type of pollen carries into being allergic to some fruits (pear, apples, bananas) luckily I'm fine with citrus.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You must have to avoid a lot of smoothies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
The bastard things
I bought one that claimed to be orange and vanilla or something, drank before a tutorial and threw up outside the tutorial room. Turned out they bulk them all up with apple and pear regardless of the claimed flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I reckon she's secretly Snow White.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I reckon she's had 7 dwarfs at a time.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Who were the other five?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
The first two running really quickly to the back of the queue.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Battered, dozer...
I forget the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Gonz ...

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is bringing back memories
Of that rammstein vid (sonne possibly?) with snow white and the dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I remember that one.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
No she's Jewish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
see also
gammon in cider, slow cooked for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Depends if you're happy to eat the same cut each time. Some don't freeze very well due to the grain structure of the cut

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I know someone
who buys a stake in a cow (certain quantity of meat/cuts) then when it is slaughtered freezes all the meat. Not that much cheaper if at all but pretty handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
There was a program about a bloke who had about 10 kids
and he bought half cows and sheep and pigs at a time as it was cheaper.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Went for a rib eye. Best flavour.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Sometimes.
They usually have some nice marbling running through it so they work better done medium to let the fat melt more.

To be honest, as long as it's from a decent butchers pretty much any steak will taste good.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
You're correct that the fat needs to melt, but this can be achieved with the core steak blue if the cook platform is hot enough. Resting the steak makes a massive difference as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I
heard you ordered Jap's Eye but the waiter chased you out with a massive chopper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I heard he ordered Japs Eye and the waiter said "sorry son, you have to order off the kids menu, would you like fish fingers or sausages?"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
and he just said no.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I heard he plumped for birds eye happy faces and ketchup and peas.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I think we need to address the more important decisions in life.
Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I don't want to know who you call daddy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Or
Who you call Al, Al.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Why would I call someone al al?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
They stepped on your foot?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Both of them?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
The gift that gives twice

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Something about being suitable for Muslims?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
It
was a poor Paul Simon reference, sorry.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Needs more meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

daddy or chips?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Was it really massive or was it really close up?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Just watching Traffic Cops on BBC1 and it's reminded me that we saw an unmarked pulling someone over this afternoon.
The excitement never ends round here. mr b3th made me drive back round the block so he could take a picture of them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I had some expensive feta for dinner tonight.
It was bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
How very middle class.
You've changed, Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
She had it with chips and gravy though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I am middle class.
No matter how much I try to ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Good job it wasn't bad feta.
Otherwise it could have been a feta worse than death.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
LTI.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I am glad someone appreciated this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I wanted you to get angry with me so I could say something witty like
"Don't get short with me, mate".

You've ruined it, now. I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Love you too darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
*mwah*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Did you have any nice olives with it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Olive
has poor personal hygiene.
BGB just ate Olive's feta'ed fanny.

Blakey?.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Gone!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
There's no such thing as "nice olives"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
It's about as frequent as 'unemployed former miners'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I want to like olives, I really do.
But they smell horrible and taste even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Or
ethical businessmen who post on b3ta.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Don't
let Reg Varney hear you saying that.

Mind you, you might be safe. Is he dead, or not ?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Long since gone, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Is
he?
What about whatsisname? I bet he's gone an' all.

It's fuckin' tragic, I tell ya.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Anna Karena used to turn up on Bellenders every now and again.
But Reg Varney, the one that wasn't Reg Varney who was in four episodes of Doctor Who in 1982, and the guy who played Blakey have long since caught the night bus home.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Are they?
My evening's ruined.

Don't dare tell me dear Norman Wisdom's gone?

Please tell me Jim Davidson, Gary Barlow, that hoor that used to be on Count Downs and the miniature magician have also departed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
My work is done.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Was it Micheal Bentine?
Vague memory about potty time, I could be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Are Your Legs Wet?
Then you've forgotten potty time and should seek attention for your early onset dementia.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Is that you son?
Shhhhhh don't mention Ken Dodds diddy time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Wait
diddy time you say?

FFS, battered'll be furious, plumdozer will start saying he's above all that and then we'll be in meltdown.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Tickling sticks at the ready.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Stockings
That is all.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Leg warmers and high heeled roller skates.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Leg warmers and high heeled roller skates...
...And stockings with a suspender belt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)
And a corset
I'm sure there's room to add one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Spluff. twice.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Thanks Phuds.
My roller skating outfit will make me look well hawt.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
i like wearing stockings
but I suspect I look terrible in either
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
filthy larper

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
you're back!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Shhh!
someone might notice.

I'm not really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)
fair enough
you should be in disguise or something. Wait, you did that once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
yeah, and look where that got me.
I wouldn't expect to see me during the day when the nasty big boys are about, but I might pop by of an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I've not been on in the day for ages
but it's summer soon, I look forward to their bullying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
You're welcome to it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
He never really went away.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)
hello hippy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Alright Quey?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
tolerable, thanks for askin', and you good self?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Sleepy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Me too, is that the time?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

alright bitch?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
And you Bobster, I missed you most of all.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
was he the scarecrow, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

huh
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Are you calling him stupid?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I feel stupid, wtf is going on?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Just click your heels together Bobs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
oh the strikethrough possibilities...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Nah, just saying his head's full of straw
and he's got a pole stuck up his ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Welcome back dude.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
like I said, not back, just popping by.
cheers all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
that's impossible

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Have a nice salad, it'll be better for you.
Alt: neither, legs are quite nice enough, they need no accoutrements.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

You OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
fair to middlin'.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Aim middling to north.

Better will result. Best, min.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Small, but perfectly formed, breasts.(size isn't everything).
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
GTA San Andreaslolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)

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