I was a best man once.
Just once.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

How best were you?
Bestest, or mildly better?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Delivered the best speech the groom'd ever heard, apparently.
I was bricking it though and, since my brother's chosen one of his friends, I shan't be going through that hell again.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Why does your brother hate you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)

He doesn't, though we're not hugely close.
He's got a friend he's closer to and he asked him. I'd rather he did that than ask his brother out of some misplaced sense of familial duty.

His friends are going to be the ones with all the good stories, anyway. I don't think I've gone drinking with my brother even once.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Same reason we all do.
He's a bent French cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)