I fucked up by mentioning Barrygate on here. Sorry all.
Alt: You are an adult, don't go.

Altalt: Smoked gammon in a barbecue, soy and chilli marinade, lemon thyme rice and a herb salad on the side. Thanks Lusty!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ooof!
Your lunch sounds excellent. Right, I'm off to the kitchen to forage

/"working"fromhome
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:25, Reply)

High speed lunch
Roast chicken and cheddar cheese baguette, toasted under the grill with chilli jam, Tobasco sauce and rocket
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Try substituting it with something like chilli ja... oh.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)

That was epic
Sandwichgate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

You fucked up by putting the word gate at the end of a word to suggest scandel
Grrrrr I hate it when people do that. Even more than I hate people who use the word "Horrid"
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:30, Reply)

oh no!
Horridgate, it's all gonna kick off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Mitchell and Webb covered this.
Watergategate etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I love this usage of "gate"
Because by using "gate" to imply scandal retroactively implies that the Watergate scandal was water-based. Perhaps Nixon had been siphoning funds lololol
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)

hence watergategate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Yes, I got it.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Phew!
In all seriousness, I thought the lack of spaceships and lasers might have thrown you, but I'm delighted to see that you made it through in the end.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I'm really very clever.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I can tell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:47, Reply)

You must never tell
Or your Uncle will kill your rabbit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Sorrygate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)

You're not sorrygate
You're not sorrygate at all!
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)