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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i went to a wedding recentlywhere one of the guests, a really nice funny but totally utterly antisocially wrong scotsman (it helps to imagine him speaking exactly like begbie for this part) accosted the bride's father (a very respectable, godfearing american ad mogul from the old school) on the topic of his younger, easy on the eye, maybe had a bit of work wife with the immortal line "aye, soo, what's the craic big man? ha'ye got a big cock or are ye rich or what? yer wife's fit! yer daughter's fit too, but she's a bit young, d'ye ken? (she's 13ish) ah i bet yer rich AND you've a big cock eh? "
he also later to the father of the bride proclaimed " so- that speech, did you mean it? ah fuck off did ya mean it- you americans, you fucking HATE the english, eh big man? (groom is english) eh? fucking english eh? "
his crowning glory was when the stepfather of the groom, on the brides request, sang an old hebrew prayer, in the ensuing respectful silence after which he leans across, and in a stage whisper says to me "that was like fuckin' special needs karaoke eh? fuckin reet!"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
he's a fucking riotin the most literal sense of the word. force of nature.
definitely livened up the wedding.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
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