No
I have meeting of ultimate DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

if it goes well I look super awesome and I can breath again, if it doesn't, I'm fucked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

SO IT@S WIN WIN THEN HAHAHAHA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)

oh, I wish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

have you not tried picking on the lonely fat kid in your class?
he'll reek of desperation, and congealed cum pants from his afternoon bog wank
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)

You'd know all about 'bog' wanks, being Irish, wouldn't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

i'm a sophisticated wanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)

You're epically fucked then.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)

We already passed the first one of these (which was similar)
and the feedback we got from the guy who can't make the meeting is all positive and shit. Unless there is some argumentative twat on this panel, we should be OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

So your story is you're appearing on Mock the Week, replacing Frankie Boyle?
Have fun dealing with that cockney twat WHO. SPEAKS. LIKE. THIS. AND. IS. NOT. FUNNY. AT. ALL.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)

yup
it turns out all along that despite my terrible puns, I am in fact a professional comedian
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

You are Lenny Henry AICMFP.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)

There is. I am on the panel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)