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Evening all
I have tomorrow off, do you?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:13, 270 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
No

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
oh

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
No

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
dear

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I ate a bag of fun size crunchies and I feel ill now
only losers take days off
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
I am a loser then.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
you should move in with NA, he's got oak flooring and filled travertine tiling don't you know

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
He should come and do up my gaff

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
i fear it's in spite of his efforts
his soft hands couldn't drive a nail straight for all the tea in china
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I am shit at DIY

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
can too

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
i'm still not going to suck you off

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
not helping your cause here as a sweaty internet housewhale rory

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I'm nearly 13 stone :((
it's all muscle though
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
+ rested

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I have Monday off, does that help?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
it does, I felt bad for a minute

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I love making wankers feel bad.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
all too easy on here

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I wonder how CQ and Darth are getting on 'down the dev', they must be in their element being all alternative and shit

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Probably comparing how epically bent their 'fashion sense' is, before Darth awards himself '10 out of 10 darling' and sucks a skinhead's cock for £20.
Welcome to my brain.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
whats 'down the dev'?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
The Dev
Is a quender bar on Old Compton Street.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)
i wonder if darth will actually use cq's moustach as a handlebar?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
He'll use it as handles when CQ's got a throatful of Darthmeat.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
They banged on and on and on and on about the 'dev' during darths last combichrist gig in camden
in summary it's an 'alternative public house in camden' frequented by wankers. I drove by it earlier, there was some kid going in with a four foot mohawk and 3 inch 'flesh tunnels'. You'd love it


www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/12/1294/Devonshire_Arms/Camden
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Looks well shit.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
will they let me in wearing my espadrilles?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
no. GOOD NEWS!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
No
I have meeting of ultimate DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

if it goes well I look super awesome and I can breath again, if it doesn't, I'm fucked
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
SO IT@S WIN WIN THEN HAHAHAHA

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
oh, I wish

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
have you not tried picking on the lonely fat kid in your class?
he'll reek of desperation, and congealed cum pants from his afternoon bog wank
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
You'd know all about 'bog' wanks, being Irish, wouldn't you?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
i'm a sophisticated wanker

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
You're epically fucked then.
Soz.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
We already passed the first one of these (which was similar)
and the feedback we got from the guy who can't make the meeting is all positive and shit. Unless there is some argumentative twat on this panel, we should be OK
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
So your story is you're appearing on Mock the Week, replacing Frankie Boyle?
Have fun dealing with that cockney twat WHO. SPEAKS. LIKE. THIS. AND. IS. NOT. FUNNY. AT. ALL.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
yup
it turns out all along that despite my terrible puns, I am in fact a professional comedian
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)
You are Lenny Henry AICMFP.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
There is. I am on the panel.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
If I had a day off without going anywhere, I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
book, pub, cinema, park etc etc

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
crying into her dining room curtain over the unfairness of life

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
crying into a kitchen teatowel over life's 'what ifs'

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
you are a little ray of sunshine this evening

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
i've overdosed on crunchies, I'm so strung out I should've gone to see combichrist tonight

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
I've stopped crying now Rory.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
But that was the source of all his power!
he's trying to fill the void with crunchies, but it's just not enough
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
He needs to buy bigger crunchies.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
wise words

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Pub or cinema on my own?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Pub

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
I'm saying I wouldn't go to either on my own.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
you're never alone with a book

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Why not? I used to when working abroad rather than getting stuck in the hotel all night on my own.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Cinema maybe but not pub. Not for women.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
That makes sense.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)
cinema is fine on your own

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Definitely.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
as long as you go in with a hip flask.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
and a flesh light

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Or take your RealDoll out on a date.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
i'd go to the pub with a book or the paper
i'm excellent company
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Working from home as I do most Fridays, almost a day off, but at least a couple of hours work spread through out the day will be required.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
how's the rage today?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
watch it, he has a very short fuse.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Yours is shorter, according to the graffiti in the women's toilets

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
No, that's my cock, not my fuse.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Very low. I am very relaxed and and happy.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Off 'til September mate. I can totally play Last Nite by the Strokes on the bass now.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
1: fuck off
2: The Strokes are shit
3: Bass is for benders

I hope this helps
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

1. Gutted
2. Well you're wrong there.
3. Off til September twenty something...
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
what you students seem to forget is that by having the summer off
you don't have something we don't only that the timing is different. However when we graduated there were jobs...

also the Strokes are shit, FACT
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

What you seem to forget is that I am a bloke and will be teaching primary school, fuck loads of jobs for me. Also I will have every summer off. I don't even want to know what sort of shit you think is good if you don't appreciate the Strokes you quent fuck.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
If you can't, teach

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I can teach, turns out I'm awesome at it. What do you do for a living? apart from dick around on B3ta?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I'm a Compliance Officer and part time catalogue model.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)
You know those timed spray things that keep public bogs fresh?
I sell them
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

No idea what you're talking about? Unlike you I don't often go gloryhole hunting.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
no need to hunt, your dad tells me where to go

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Oi!
some of us awesome people teach, too. Well, lecture
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)
the strokes reallly are shit

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I think your love of steam punk punk, might rule you out of this one

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
nonsense, I look well good in my steampunk kit

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Yeah well you think wood elves are boss so shut it hippy.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Do not listen to NA. It is widely known he's the biggest spastic on B3ta and knows nothing on any subject.
However the strokes are a bit rubbish.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Actually Bats, the first Strokes album is alright.
Everything since has been pish though.

Hope this helps.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I taught myself to play Roads by Portishead on bass, including the solo.
And loads of Joy Division.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

The girl teaching me is HAWT, if you don't mind metal/punk girls. How's you doze?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Hot. Totally hot.
I'm not condoning murder, I mean we respect human life and all, but if I was a serial killer, I'd be Mickey and Mallory.

And I love metal/ punk girls as long as they aren't fat, smelly biffers.

Sorry OT girls.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
with you here, I reckon 80% are biffas though

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Hot goth chicks are fucking impeccable.
But there are loads of fat smelly biffers.

When out raving I never see any fat smelly biffers at house and techno nights, I wonder why this is?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

She is svelte and sexy and it can be a little distracting at times.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)
afraid not
I'm in a course Monday to Wednesday to learn about the ERM software made by the people we just acquired. I know nothing about managing enterprise relationships but I expect by the end I'll be Counsellor Troi.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Enterprise? Relationships? Counsellor Troi?
Nobody?

This is a sad day for offtopic.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
i got it
i just didn't say anything. Liking Star Trek on here isn't allowed now everyone is pretending not to be geeks
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Fucking playstation updates
Every time I fancy having a tool about on gran turismo there's another fucking update out and I have to wait for the twat to download. I only have a five minute attention span with these things. I just want to boot it up, do a couple of races and turn it off again. None of you care and I don't care that you don't care. I'm either going to rant on here or Facebook and those poor cunts have had enough.

Fuck you Sony, I wish I had an Xbox. I bet you don't have to do this so often on one of those AND Forza lets you chav up your cars. Cunts.

No Ape, I don't have tomorrow off. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I have hungry hungry hippos, does that help?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Updates on Xbox take about a minute tops.
And the controller is much better. And the online is much better.

Hope this helps.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I have tomorrow off.
But then, you knew that because I mentioned it in the last thread.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Evening Jeff
I had a nice massage at lunchtime, very cute girl with a slight Scottish accent. Very strong hands too. I was glad I was wearing loose-fitting trousers.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Was this one of those come round to your office type massages?
I could do with one of those.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Yes
Last Thursday of every month, 15 minutes for £10. I can still feel it and my neck clicked on the way home so loudly it reverberated around my skull.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

girl hairy biker bloke.

obvious post is obvious.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)
wanna come over for zum zider?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
No thanks.
I'm going to a park in Manchester to drink beer in the rain.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
ah ok then, well I hope you have fun
I'm sure someone else will be around
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
OH MAN I'LL BE THERE, BUT LIKE THE NEXT DAY !!!!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Aw man! you could pop over and try and upset me in real life.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
are you lot dry yet?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Yup!
It cleared up the next day.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I don't upset you biggers
I'm only really cruel to qotweekers and that's just shooting fish pointlessly. WHERE IS THE MEANING IN MY LIFE !!!!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
No you don't upset me but you can't help but try a little now and then.
Admit it!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
we all thrive on barbed comments

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
the day you flip out an breakdown live on here
will be awesome to watch. Give me warning so I can watch it unfold
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Why on earth would I have a mental breakdown, and supposing this were to happen why the fuck would I report it to the internet

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Too many crunchies?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
possibly, I'll keep my current crunchie addiction a closely guarded secret from now on

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
too many crunchies...not enough bait for trolling

I think that and a few gins should do the trick
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
It'll be wet on Friday
And muddy on the Saturday.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
that's summer in Manchester kiddo
I can't be fucked with any of the support acts so I'll get there for about nine
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
also I'll see if I can get tickets for Phoenix Park, as that's only ten minutes walk from where I live

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Who is supporting on Sat?
Primal Scream and The Vaccines on Friday.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I can't believe you're in Mancland and wont be able to pop over to see me.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Next time I will.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
That's what they all say : (((

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
we have a treatment room at work
£27 for an hour, I nearly always fall asleep
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
An hour would be a bit excessive I reckon
considering the pummeling I got.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)
that is full body, back, legs, feet, arms, hands, head and face
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I hope to leave work an hour early tomorrow. I'm so lucky.
I'm too busy at the moment, and probably for the rest of the year.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
good news then, you're half way through!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
So why exactly do fat biffers gravitate toward metal and 'alternativeness'?
Somebody must know.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)
because tossers who are obsessed with image
are into the mainstream stuff.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)
^and this

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
are you implying that I'm mainstream?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)
OK, mainstream
and whatever shit you're into
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)
what, shit like piercings, skate culture, stoner metal and hardcore punk?
Wow, that's me told.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
What have you got pierced?
I have nothing pierced
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
currently both ears, eyebrow, nipple and belly button
I have had my lip done, tongue done and septum was pierced for about 10 years. My ears maxed out at 5 in one and 3 in the other, I went down to one BCR in each when I got my eyebrow done. It was a bit much otherwise.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
aren't eyebrow piercings a bit ninties boyband?
bcr?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
BCR is ball closure ring
I got my eyebrow done when I was 17, in 1997. It's lasted 15 years, which is something of a record.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
yeah, don't they get pushed out by the body?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Usually, yeah.
But mine has stayed put. It was really deep when it was done though.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
whatevs

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)
ignore him, he is ot's second angriest midget

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I was mostly being dismissive
It's hard to get across in type
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
And house and techno are not mainstream.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
house is...
i live in one
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
although i dont have a garage

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
OH LOL you kerrazy lil' dawg.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
well, if you are representative of it's culture
it's still full of self obsessed, judgemental people who think the rest of us care
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I am representative of only my own culture.
But thanks for the insightful character study, I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
i found that after i was fourteen i didn't really care if i was part of any culture, alternative or otherwise
god I'm cool
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
You are in a culture of those people who don't care if they are part of any culture.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
The most pomo of all cultures.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
or one you find in yoghurts
that have been left on the radiator
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
That's really funny.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I found that the option of either wearing fila trainers and naf naf jackets or sewing an eddie onto a denim jacket as pretty unappealing

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Black is slimming innit.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
i don't work till 4

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Holla girlfriend!
What do you do these days?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)
same as i did before

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
stripper?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
*group hug*

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
*hugs*
I sprayed some of my stepdad's Leau D'issey on earlier and was reminded how much I fucking love the smell.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I wear that in summer

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I've been sniffing my wrist like a demented mong.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
As always.
And I dunno if I've said this already, but it's great to have you back Biggers, it really is.

*drops act for a sec*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Well yes, but I have a valid reason now.
Edit: Aw! fanku!! : )
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
for what? to be back?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
No, to be sniffing my wrist.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
ah, ok then
but dozer is right for the first time to night
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

l
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)
shouldn't you be up to your nuts in Darth's guts

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
who says I'm not

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
oooerrrr
multitasking.

how's tricks cq?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Not bad.
Scarpe is a Gay Olympic Shite though.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
i didn't know about the olympic thing

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
s'true
he's proably felating olympic ateletes as we speak.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MxGC1j2ogM
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiv7JXLt6ws
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj_b9bhmexc
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
massive lol!!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
gerroff

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
soz, it was only a digit

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Amberl just called me a broken clock.
This must mean she fancies me.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I could never love a man who loved KRS-One

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Evening all.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)
evenin tub

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
What's happening Nakers?
Can you summarise all of the above to save me the bother of looking at any of it?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
dozer got a bit angry
rory was a bit mean
bobby was fat and played bass
and i was a bent spastic
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Much as I expected.
Thanks.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
when was I angry?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
when it was pointed out what a massive conformist you are.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
yeah then, you only have like 8 piercings
who are you, Prince fucking William
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
*has to count*
7 actually, but I forget they are there, because \I am so laid back and cool, also probably because the most recent one is 15 or so years old.fuck I'm old, what was the point again?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
the point was I meant to say dozer had eight piercigs...
we're both fucked
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
oh dear I feel so dull and mainstream, if only I was cool likr dozer
*looks for the stapler*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Five at the moment.
I used to have eight in my ears, plus all the others.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Seven???

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Yup.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Four!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
and that's Numberwang!

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Lol
It's all about lovelyping now.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
is this a young people's thing?
I have no clue
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
It's far too hip for people like you.
Ask B3th and Cavey.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
sadly it's probably true
Darth's friend was 21, 21? I ask you, I looked at her tits and everything, now I feel like a pedo.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I actually own a jumper that old.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
That's because you're not lovelyping.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
nor do I have any desire to be.
I'm trying to be cool, like Dozer.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
you can talk.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
well evidently, weaqther I can type is another matter.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
How was our fabulous friend?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
quite butch actually

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Pfft.
As if.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
he had stubble and everything

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Did it scratch your chin?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

chin arse
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Damn you.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

chin thighs
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I win the strikethrough.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
by an arse

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
so may autobiographies
could be credited this way
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
You win this time...
*shakes fist*
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
your learning difficulties are getting worse I see.
You massive conformist.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
When you were accused of being mainstream.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Poor Dozer.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I am mainstream, Rory is a changed man and Amberl fancies me.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Ah, is that what made you angry?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
very

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Christ, the folds in my fat are fucking sweaty enough as it is, good thing I don't have a minge or I'd be fucking leaving stains everywhere.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
thanks for the update

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
this would be funny if it wasn't true

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I just farted so hard I felt my ringer do a trout pout.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I farted whilest playing with Biscuit earlier.
She was very confused and smelled her own arse.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
is your ringer pierced

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Right, the football's over.
You can have me back again.

Evening, shitcunts.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
football was surprising
was it still 2-0?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
It finished 1-2 after Germany got a penalty in the 91st minute.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
lucky them

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
They honestly played a shocking match tonight.
I think even England would have run rings around them.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Spaz.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Yeah, I love you too.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Wow.
Have you seen the tennis? It's almost as exciting as the soccer.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
that's the one with strawberries, right?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Rafa Nadal (2 in the world ranking)
has just been knocked out by Lucas Rosol (100 in the world ranking). It's all exciting and shit.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Fecking sport!
I'm off to bed!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
me too

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
i'm off to watch a film, night all

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Oh, right. I'll sit here by myself, then.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I'm thinking of going to bed early
so, I'm not helping either
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Well, fuck yez all.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Cunts the lorrathem

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
So, CQ is back and he's still a tedious little wank monkey with an unrequited crush on me.
CQ, you spasticated little dick, can you give it a rest with all the Dozerhating & dozerbaiting?

If you want, we can kiss a bit later and even use tongues.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Aw, he's gone to bed rather than rising to this bait.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
He's a dick.
Dressing the way he does to fit in with his own little scene, and I'm a conformist? What a prick.

Also, he's what, 35, 36? And still dresses like that? What a prick.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Calm down Dozer, it's just the internet. I think you're just smashing!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Ooh thanks bbz.
Fan mail to this address please.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

*AWAITS FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS, READIES ENVELOPE, READIES SEMEN.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Fuck it, either gaz the fan mail or post it here.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I have just spunked on my laptop for you.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
POIDH

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I'd join this thread
But it's just too big.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Start a new one fartdog.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
^ This

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
You can stretch it.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

jew thread
(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

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