The Hop in Leeds
Is hoaching with milfs. Something in the water I suppose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You're the water, baby. Or something.

At my age, mothers are over eighty, so it's not on.

Seventy Five is my limit, and even then you worry that any moisture present is actually a product of decomposition rather than excitement.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:40, Reply)

you disgust me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)

disgust arouse

+ because I'm alternative
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I massively conform to the 'alternative' stereotype.
I rock the steampunk look, have an estranged son, have a really bent beard, wear para boots and love heavy metal.

I suspect I may be a prize prick, still, in my late thirties.

I consider suicide on a daily basis, but my pushbike doesn't quite go fast enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

He
went to a strange school.

As did Micahel Gove.

I did, too.

Same school.

No sense there, then.

*I wish to distance myself from any opinions expressed by the above, other than me, obviously.*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Shit off you prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)