So you don't need to mow the grass?

*buys forty cavies*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

well perhaps not if I had more pigs
and it rained less. As it is I have lots of grass and lots of it is very long. They're pretty good at munching through dandelion leaves, too, they're like crack to guinea pigs.

I'm glad I'm so popular, but there's only one of me and I can't be bought
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Sorry, I wasn't implying...

I said cavies cos I couldn't be fucked typing guinea pigs.

You're still popular, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:29, Reply)

i know, it was a comedy misunderstanding

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:31, Reply)

An army of cavies would be cool though
All in cloaks charging at you with winged pigs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:33, Reply)

*imagines*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:35, Reply)

RUNS LIKE FUCK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:37, Reply)