Below average weekend thanks...

I have trapped nerves in my neck / shoulder so I'm walking around looking like Sandi Toksvig. Also, a week ago today i incinerated the roof of my mouth on a particularly hot Chinese chip and it still hurts like napalm covered fuck.

I got to see the olympic torch yesterday though.

This week? I plan to spend in many differing levels of extreme pain. It's started badly, I just found out a mate has been made redundant, and that I have a 45 minute presentation to the MD and the board tomorrow.

I don't do public speaking - I'm comfortable with my 'internet shut-in' status.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:17, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You walk around clam jousting with other women?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

as an internet doctor I prescribe three to four hundred pain killers and a bottle of jack.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)

He should then release the nerves by drawinga sharp knife across his neck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I find a rope with a large amount of tension helps.
a noose arrangement, something like that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I had trapped nerves in my neck once.
It didn't make me walk around like a short, middle aged lesbian, though. I don't even know if short, middle aged lesbians even have a particular gait.

Edit: They certainly didn't make me look like her. I think you have something else wrong with you if you're starting to resemble Sandi Toksvig.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

they walk like rage filled lesbian monkeys

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)