10/10

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Btw - this was my score, not a rating of your post. Which, as usual would be 1/10.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

0/10 due to Scottishness.
No questions about haggis, the Krankies and Kennedy Thompson.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The Krankies used to live round the corner from me, fact fans.
Like all proud Scots, they're not proud enough to actually live there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Did you witness any swinging parties taking place?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

No, just ones where we ate porridge, wore kilts and played bagpipes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I like Scotland, my wife is from Edinburgh and we got married at Edinburgh cathedral.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I know this.
Was it St Giles Cathedral?

Beautiful building. And there is something to be said for the elegance of the Presbyterian take on Christianity as opposed to the near-Catholic CoE stuff.

And yes, I am well aware re. transubstantiation etc, but CoE services are very similar to RC ones in terms of all the pomp etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Yes it was St Giles. My mother-in-law is an 'elder' of the CoS. We would have got married somewhere non religious except she would have been very upset.
The fact that we aren't having a christening for our daughter has not gone down well...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

The CoS thing of only needing a bible to worship God is a wonderful view of things.
It's a pity that religion is such a crock of shit though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

you'd have at least got the salt and vinegar one right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

We only have ready salted in Scotland.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Ever eaten a 'munchy box'?
This is not an attempt at a euphemism.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Nope.
But I still refer to fish and chips as a fish supper.

And use 'how' instead of 'why', and 'will' instead of 'shall'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)