He keeps his internet girlfriend in a box.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

no need for that, she's a whore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

shut up quentin.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Is she a goer?
Does she send you dirty pictures of her with other men?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

She sends me pictures of her lunch, she is a b3tan after all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Are there sometimes little strings of dribble hanging into the top of the frame?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

All the time

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

sorry, didn't meant to annoy you by pointing out that your girlfriend gets paid to rub her bits in mens crotches/faces

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I don't think this is a genuine apology at all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

sorry psychochomp x
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Your powers of observation are astonishing.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Is she a poledancer?
OMG poledancers are so totally empowered and feminist.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

she's popular b3tan /talker The Baroness
you probably would, i mean you might, your not gonna spill one over her profile pics, but she probably has a good body
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah I know you already told me that and I agreed he was a lucky chap, especially considering what he looks like.
I just wondered what she did for a living.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

i think she's a poledancer or something
i dunno, there's a talk thing about it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Stripper/accountant for a property managment company.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Does she type in the numbers with her nipples?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

b3ta seems to be the place to find someone
do you think /boarders are better looking that /OT? I imagine /talkers are probably hideous demonstrations of the extremes of human flesh. NOt sure about /links, either.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I reckon you could snag a /boarder

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

with a harpoon? A net? Drugs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

A little of A and a little of C.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)