A Tesco diet?
I've got a Tesco Local round the corner but I only go there for tabs 'n booze. That's not a bad diet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

it's an online thing which tells me exactly what to eat
like I'm some kind of special needs which, when it comes to food and cooking and domestic things, I am.

who's going to get to the strikethrough first?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)

So what you're telling me is that Tesco tell you what to eat, then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

yes.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Do you not think there may be some sort of commercial tie-in?
Just a hunch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)

i don't buy stuff from them
it just tells me what to make from those crazy 'fruit' and 'vegetable' things. You can buy those ANYWHERE is turns out!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

So Tesco tell you what to eat and you buy the ingredients elsewhere?
I'll be giving me old mate Michael Leavy a call.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I am a rebel, you know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)

You've been reported
You'll be receiving a visit from Corporate PLC soon.

They might confiscate the pigs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

"I think you know who I am, Winston,"

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)