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On a scale of 1 to 'OMG THAT'S VILE!'
how bad it using cumin instead of cinnamon?

alt: what skill are you terrible at?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:25, 224 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I read that as using cum instead of cinnamon
and I couldn't believe you even asked the question.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
yeah
where would I have got cum from?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
it's not
too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)
I like curry with cumin
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)
Hey Cavy
I had a look at the Daily Mash earlier, one of the stories reminded me of you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
I'm going to regret this, but
go then, link
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)
it's the one where you wanked off next doors dog, anything for the taste of cum

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
the daily mash doesn't have real things on it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I can't link it, I'm on my phone.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
*goes to website*
OI!

I only do it sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
alright jeffster, cheers for the heaton park heads up
the queue for scoring shit drugs ended up being far smaller than for the bar, who knew eh
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
No problem
Did you enjoy it? We walked back after the Friday gig, it took hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
were the Primals on form?
I've seen them three times, they were incredible live each time.

And how did Debbie Googe fit in?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Yeah
They played well. To be honest I wasn't paying that much attention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
what was their setlist?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)
www.google.com

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)
already checked it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
It's a long way from Heaton Park to Bristol.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Got there in time for Noasis, they were hilarious; they left their pride somewhere
The Roses were very good, but it felt like a giant karaoke show and far too corporate in feel. Piss everywhere, never seen anything like it. Audience drug casualties, pretty high. one bloke next to me collapsed from ketamine five minutes before they came on, which was a good way to spend £55. Piss everywhere. Managed to get driven away afterwards, so off in Rusholme for a curry fifteen minutes after the fireworks, glad to escape all the piss. /report ends
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Did you send anyone to the bar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)
yer, he could manage twelve drinks in one go, and the queue was about twenty five minutes
that said i've never seen a queue like it and it looked like a two hour wait. Amazing selection of fosters or bacardi breezer
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Cavy - why are you asking this?
You're an even more reluctant cook than me.

Have you banged your bonce or something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)
I am obeying the whim of Tesco
have been for about 6 weeks now. I've eaten real food and I weigh a bit less
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
A Tesco diet?
I've got a Tesco Local round the corner but I only go there for tabs 'n booze. That's not a bad diet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
it's an online thing which tells me exactly what to eat
like I'm some kind of special needs which, when it comes to food and cooking and domestic things, I am.

who's going to get to the strikethrough first?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
So what you're telling me is that Tesco tell you what to eat, then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Do you not think there may be some sort of commercial tie-in?
Just a hunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)
i don't buy stuff from them
it just tells me what to make from those crazy 'fruit' and 'vegetable' things. You can buy those ANYWHERE is turns out!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
So Tesco tell you what to eat and you buy the ingredients elsewhere?
I'll be giving me old mate Michael Leavy a call.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
I am a rebel, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)
You've been reported
You'll be receiving a visit from Corporate PLC soon.

They might confiscate the pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
"I think you know who I am, Winston,"

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I'm not a fan of cinnamon, but i can't imagine cumin toast

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Hmm,
Why would anyone come in toast, unless you're really, really skint and can't afford meals. Even then, the protein count is pretty low. I support the dog or cat would eat it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)
like soggy biscuit but lower rent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Lidl soggy digestive diet. Cheap, protein-rich, sugar-laden goodness. Iceland probably do a frozen equivalent.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Do they still make 'Mighty White'
The only bread I remember being marketed at kids.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
And racist's

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
alright quendozers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Wotcher Plum

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I notice noone answered the alt
so I suspect the answer is 'self criticism' which stands to reason
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)
OK i'll answer
I'm crap at answering Alt's

PS evening Cavy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
evening
wassaaaaaaaaaaaap?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Up things mainly, have you been hanging around here all day?
If so what have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)
nah, I'm just here in the evenings
so I miss all the exciting things I imagine happen in the day. There was some mad shit earlier with Quentin trying to categorise us by how many parents we had, but that just got complicated as he'd not thought it through
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Wow that must have confused him if anyone from Norfolk answed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Right - I'm done and you now have my full attention.
It's a non-sequiter. How can you have a skill if you're no good at it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I am saying that people may be bad at self criticism
by the fact that they haven't self criticised
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
wait, now I understand
no: the thing can be a skill, but you don't have that skill, or have tried and suck at it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
So you're saying - effectivelty - what are you shit at?
Computers and plumbing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I added the word skill to avoid self pity
I won't ask you to fix the waterwheel driven computer then
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Say what you mean - mean what you say.
Waterwheel is mechanical and therefore logical.

It's the pressure bits of plumbing that are a dark art to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)
you're problem there is that there
is always slippage between signifier and signified. Words and meaning are only loosely associated and dependent on many other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
"The only uncertain area of study is semantics"
HL Mencken, 1934
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I once thought I was a structuralist
but now I'm not Saussure.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Chicken Saussuare? That is good. I had it cooked on a native's corrugated-iron roof.
That's structuralist
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Then afterwards you all got clean in the Barthes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Is that the chap that named the Bartholin cyst?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I can't think of a Derrida pun.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Derrida Sun the day? Utter shite, as always.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
i had one about puns in text being able to fool da-reader/derrida
but I had to go to the pub.

I had a backup about lacan, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Errrrm Tommy cooper and magic?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Perfect counter-arguement.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
So bad yet SSSsssssoooooooo good

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

The worktop position, I believe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Butcher's blocklols

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Na, I' m particularly hopeless at DIY (unless that includes, you know). Also hopeless at cooking, conversation, speaking on the phone, sympathy for anybody that reads the Mail and the pathetic fools that pass for sports journalists in Scotland.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)
You forgot the English

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Don't mind most English. The Nick Griffen mob can fuck right off.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Lefties and righties can get to fucked in my books

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

bendejos
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Eve's an all thunder
Whats the haps?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Quite right Bobby.
Bendejo's am where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Sounds like a good place to go whats the Tapas like?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Wotcha TD. How goes it in Kiltland?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Eh?
No kilts amongst me, dear boy.

I'm your Bradford correspondent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I thought you were in Scotland, well done for not being.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Tis me you're thinking of, Bobby-me-lad.
You well?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I have never thought of you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Liar.
I haunt your very wet dreams and cause your sunglasses to have stains.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I am not, nor have I ever been a Scot.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I can see up yer kilt from here, ye fibber.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I am a Lancastrian
From the bit that got exiled to Cumbria in 1974.

Exiled in West Yorkshire but I was born in Lancashire and that's all I need.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Indeed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

bendejo's what?
An' who the fuck is bendejo?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Phudbree is TD's sockpuppet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

And you're Battered, ya hoor.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Guess how well setting up my router is going :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Not very?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Not very, although my iPhone is linked up fine
Computer says no
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Not great, it would seem.

If you look at the back of the router, there will be a little hole. Get a paperclip and push it in. Keep pushing for ten seconds (just like sex) then withdraw. (The router will not run for the bathroom with her hand cupped to her groin, so don't be concerned.)

This will reset the router to default settings. At the socket, switch off everything connected to computer. Connect router again, connect to computer, then switch on at socket. Leave for ten minutes. It should connect without you doing anything else. If it doesn't then you need log in details from your ISP. Phone them.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I think I need my ISP details
tried everything else, stoopid router, I hate it I hate I hate it.

*tantrum*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

It's probably easier if you just phone them. Be prepared for all sorts of turn it off turn it on again nonsense but it will probably work in the end.

Good luck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Yeah sure you're right
They say call from yr talk talk phone for auto assistance, I don't have a bloody phone! What is this the year 2000?

Will try in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
holy fucking raptor christ I've only gone and fucking done it!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Well done, ma loon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Good evening, evening thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Eve's Tangles
Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Eve's tangles?

That'll cause a massive argument in ecumenical circles and no mistake.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
When it all kicks off phuds, I'm blaming you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I'll take it, harters, I always have. *sobs*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
*Pats back*
there there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)

On my back?
Dirty, dirty boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
*Washes hands*
what you upto phuds?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

eating olives.

Do not ask "Olive's what?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
My sons friends have taken over the house
I'm gonna kick em out in 15 mins, till then im listening to Erykah Badu on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Probs the only thing left in my fridge will be olives

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Olive's what? Surely not.
In the fridge, you say?
The ham will taste of anchovies, believe me.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Its the wifes realm not mine.
She can put what the hell she want to in the fridge, she normally calls things right.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
alright Tango?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Alright doze
Good fun had by all earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
remind me where I live again?
I am still confused by Al. Why does he have to be such a prick? Rory does it for lols, he seems to do it on purpose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Al is alright
He likes a good argument.
You know well enough not to take it too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)
The York crossbow idea was good though

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
what idea?
That bylaw is a myth and superseded by many modern laws.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
*ahem*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1659626
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)
ah, I see you, larper
Am I doin it rite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
doin what right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

He's doing "what" right.

It's the new "stuff", ken?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Plum its common knowledge
anyone that they don't know is a sock. Make a b4sh in York dress code kilt's and shoot them all with a crossbow.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Al is actually a really nice bloke in person
I wish I knew why he gets his kicks from being a cunt on here, it's unnecessary and it's a shame. But it's only the internet. I'm sure we all know better than to take it seriously.
(berk, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Very true, water ducks and backs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
He is the only b3tan I've met
And he was perfectly charming.
On here I've only really seen him be a cunt to people who call him a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Which one's Al?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
The cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Thunder?
Ohhhh thats Al,
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
No, thundercunt is me.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Yes but ordinarliy you don't call someone a cunt without provocation.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
He's often like a dog with a bone
That pisses some people off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Most of us are old enough just to let it go, and laugh

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)
In other news, it looks as though Jeff had a good time at the Roses gig
Although I think he does get a bit carried away around the 1.30 mark
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8y8cccktFw
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Alt: Though I can usually work out what's supposed to happen in a DC circuit, AC circuits are a complete mystery to me.
Good thing I'm not an electrician.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)
We made gingerbread at school once
And my friend put in mixed herbs instead of mixed spices. It looked and smelled fucking rank.

I suck at anything that requires flexibility, like dancing or gym. Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Just in time for
Al: cunt or not?
Although I think I know which side you are on...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Deliberate cunt
As opposed to actual cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This. I have the excuse of being a great big lanky bugger though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Apparently you are strong, speedy or supple.

I am strong. How desperately feminine :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Excellent legs though.

(berk, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Awww thank you! X

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Tolerance also seems to be a problem.

I still like you, not that you give a fuck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Me?
Sorry, do I know you?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

No, but I've replied to many of your posts. I'm clearly inferior.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Oh
Well, most are. Don't feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Your posts are inferior?

Correct. If you work hard, you may reach the required standard soon.

Letter home to daddy, if not.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Anyway I'm gonna call it a night.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Spamming a friends' band
if you like sea-themed folk rock, this is the thing for you
soundcloud.com/the-patient-wild/sets/across-the-bow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
It's a 'no' from me, I'm afraid.
But good luck to them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Alright people.
I'm back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
TANLGES!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
You've tangled my name up.
Did you enjoy the Roses then?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I did enjoy it.
Putting to one side Ian Brown, they are a great band.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Yeah, not being able to sing should really be more of a handicap for a singer.
There's a vid of you enjoying yourself up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I'd have watched it, but it would require me 'signing in' and I don't do that.
(Because I've got no sign-in details).

However, I accept it'll make the 'fake' me look like a wanker.

Meanwhile, enjoy the Stone Roses.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Y-uUiQz2w
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Ah, yeah
The bit where you take all your clothes off does make the video unsuitable for minors.
Here, I nicked it off /links. You don't need to sign in to see it there: www.b3ta.com/links/Tabby_I_went_to_see_the_Stone_Roses_his_fav_band_in_Heaton_Park_Manchester_a_few_days_ago_and_here_is_the_vid_I_made_of_him_dancing_naked
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
hahahaha
He'll have had the 'shame face' from the moment that ended.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Welcome back
I am also back
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
How are you the wonderful Amberl?
Back in Bristol I hope - and, if you are. Do you fancy booze one night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
I am indeed back in Bristol
and we should definitely do booze whenever is good for you. I'm not bad thanks, did you enjoy the Stone Roses?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I did enjoy the Stone Roses.
Thanks for asking. I'd been looking forward to seeing them for years, and then it happened.

Let me know when is good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
I'm really glad they were a good watch
especially if you'd been looking forward to them for ages.

Pretty much anytime this week is good for me, away at the weekend, but back by next Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Good luck with that job thingy.
Make sure they realise you're NAILS, and you'll walk it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Innit.
And if you need a reference, I'll gladly sign a bit of scrap that says 'Amberl is NAILZ'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Fancy signing one for me that says 'actually, b3th is eminently employable.'?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Of course.
I don't know in what capacity, but I'll provide a personal reference if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)
It might.
At the moment I've got my accountant and someone I used to work for a squillion years ago, who might or might not even remember my name.

My biggest client as a freelancer was my husband's company, and I'm not sure that's the most professional message ever...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Whereas some random from the Internet.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Seriously, if I can help, I will.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Hang on, let me just gaz you something exciting...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Okay, but I'm going to bed in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Thanks b3th!
I will be hugely disappointed if I don't get interviewed for this because I'm not sure what more they could ask for to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Well, not that I want to bring you down or anything,
But this year so far, I've applied for loads of jobs that might as well have been advertised as 'we're looking for a candidate who is b3th', and I didn't get any of them.

Of course, that might be because I'm such a frightful bore they couldn't stand the thought of working with me...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:49, Reply)
This is true
I've applied for plenty of jobs like that, that might as well have been tailor made and got nowhere. But with this one I actually have extra experience in what they're looking for, qualifications that tie in etc. Fingers crossed!

Also on the boring bit, don't be ridiculous. You're just not showing them the appropriate cutting humour (high risk tactic right there of course.)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I never left
well I did, but not just now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Did you see the Mash story?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
yes
you are so mean. I don't always dress like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
For.Eva.Alone.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
So lonely!
Pity meeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Thank you Sting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Hey, what a coincidence!
I am also back.
But only for a very short while.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
How are you my dear?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Knackered, but happy, thank you very much for asking.
I've had a staggeringly productive few days, but I'm still no closer to being employed.
That last job I was confident about seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Need some DogFucker pick me up?
I'm happy to scan through anything you've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Are you offering to fuck my dog?
I'd love to meet up for lunch sometime. I' off to god's own country for a few days soon, but when I get back I really need to head to Brizzel.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
You should head to the capital.
We'll get you sorted out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I say!
It's been ages since I had a good 'sorting out'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Oooh Matron!
You know that Bristol is the place to be for a sorting out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
I shall get my bristols there as soon as I can.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Wayhay!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Just reading a review of Blackout to see whether I wanted to watch it and spat out my wine at this
"Take the case of Roy Keane. There was a moment during Euro 2012 when Adrian Chiles made a half-time joke and Chiles, Gareth Southgate and Patrice Evra chuckled amiably. Then something happened. Roy Keane tried to smile. Small children and horses the world over are still in blankets being comforted by the emergency services or trying to get closure through grief counselling over that one."

www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/jul/02/blackout-jamies-summer-food-rave-up?newsfeed=true

That's some good stuff right there.

As you were!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
anybody still up?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Me, but only barely.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I say!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I am.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Did you want something?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Just finished watching Enemy at the Gate
so still up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Top film, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I always enjoy it
despite the ludicrous accents. Makes a change to have the Germans portrayed by Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)
I rather enjoy Joseph Feinnes.
You know, generally speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Uh huh. I believe you
*sticks with Jeremy Renner for high class totty needs*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:56, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
was just wondering who was about.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Well, we are. *points at 'us'*
What you gonna do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Em,

Go to sleep.

Breasts, I believe is the term.

Night.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)
is there any appetite for a York bash?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)
If by York you mean Huddersfield, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
I thought you'd organised one?
If the dates are favourite, I'll trek up to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Oh, right.
But ask you to stagger down to Weston...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)
And I did.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)
*humphs*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)
D to the G!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Hey Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Hey DG.
I'm going to bed in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Me too.
Today's been cack.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Scatlols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I have put it in the calendar before but no fucker turns up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:56, Reply)
You aren't all about the nighclub promotion are you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:57, Reply)
you wot?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:01, Reply)

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