Nothing, none of those are recognised swearwords
Except possibly in Glasgow, where invention in the field of swearing is not only recognised but rewarded.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

your right!
it was probably 'Salad'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

ooOOOOoOoooOOOoooOOoOOoOOoOoooooOOOoOOOoOoooOOOOoOoooooOOOoooh
well get you miss fancypants
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I LOVE Miss Fancypants stuff
Take me shopping, Mumps!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

fine! but if you're going underwear shopping I want to go to the games workshop.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Ah, the geek creche
Fine, I don't want you seeing me get measured for a bra anyway. Last time was mortifying, the tape measure wasn't big enough, they had to improvise with Andrex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)