I can't see why anyone would.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alistair the geordie
you are such a card
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not Al.
I am me. A silver tongued cavalier with a penchant for fast planes, mutilation and wedding cake. And prison.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

the real you sent me a cock-gaz
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

well now you have to post it here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

i don't know how

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

for him to gaz it to you it must be hosted somewhere
right-click, copy link address, post here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

oh christ, i'd have to go through nearly 8 years of gazzes
anyway, i have more recent ones that would cause much more outrage.

and vomiting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

well stop alluding to them like a fucking teenager
and spill the beans
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

you know what
in the case of one or two of them.... i really might.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Did you just crash your jet plane, Colclough?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

My jet plane's been mothballed.
Along with my career as a medical type. However, I am busy hatching my latest madcap charity scheme, in which I shall waterski across the Atlantic using a pair of sharks strapped to my feet as skis. I think it's a winner.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)