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GOOD AFTERNOON
This lunchtime I went for a jog through the fair city that is London, and while I was doing this I was gazing at the architecture - old and new - and got to thinking how handsome this city is.
Then I saw a man freely urinating off a bridge in to the river which rather spoiled my nice feeling.
What things have yu seen that have ruined where you live?
(I appreciate that if you are from Birmingham, Wolverhampton, Macclesfield, Sheffield, Glasgow, Basildon, Yeovil, March, Abercynon or Nottingham you won't be able to answer this question. You have my sympathy)
Alt: Two fingers or a whole thumb?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Nothing, I fucking love where I live
although shirtless Neds drinking Buckie in the Meadows whenever the temperature rises above 7 degrees gets a little wearing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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I've never had Buckfast
I imagine it to be like red wine mixed with Red Bull
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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It's fucking hideous stuff.
Tastes like cough mixture.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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But... some cough mixture tatses nice...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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This doesn't.
Horrible, vile stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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a mate used to drink Cherry B and Barley Wine as a mixed drink
Tasted just like cough medicine for the first half a glass, after that you lost the ability to taste.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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...and see, I imagine...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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Jagermeister?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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Bit early for me, thanks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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LIES
ON THE INTERNET
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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Well, certainly a bit early for Jagermeister at any rate.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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Satan's STD-riddled piss. Horrible fucking stuff.
And as for Jaegerbombs... Oh,
grow up.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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The fact that a bunch of tramps live at the bottom of our carpark under where the road bridge is.
Local lore round here has that one of them was found stuck on the fence at the bottom minus a finger by the Police.
Alt:
Have to be the thumb then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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There used to be some tramps in the Tottenham Court Road underpass.
They were brilliant. Terrifying, crack-addled, public shitters - but brilliant.
There used to be a guy in Covent Garden who I used to by dog food for (he had a dog, I wasn't being a cunt) - and then he disappeared. I do hope he didn't die.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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It's alright, Lusty moved in with him.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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hahahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Oh, burn!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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I don't get this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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tourists
Alt- three fingers, up to the wrist.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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Where are your thumb and other finger while those three fingers are in up to the wrist?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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*fonzies*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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shocker.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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I have a lovely walk through a park every day too and from work.
However if the circus or fair is in town i have to walk past a bunch of caravans.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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I didn't see it but,
the combined efforts of the Luftwaffe and Donald Gibson.
Alt: One finger, one thumb, keep moving.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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In the last town I lived in, and on a walk home one night
I witnessed a very drunk girl, stood in a flower bed with her knickers round her ankles and skirt hitched around her waist, standing bent over and arcing a torrent of piss all over the roses.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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Tourettes has some excellent talents
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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This was when I was with the ex.
I have a hazy recollection that it might have been New Year's eve when this occurred. I also remember some equally pissed up hag walking passed and proclaiming loudly "OOH, WEE-WEE".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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Just another day in the North, eh?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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Its why we live here!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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The thing it, it was (still is) a really nice and pretty little town.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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That was probably Kroney.
The dirty French cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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bwahahaha!
Brilliant!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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Hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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amazing that someone had a camera to hand
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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..in a phone shop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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... In a town centre, with loads of people around, most of whom have mobiles, most of which have cameras...
It's
incredible.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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i done saw
a woman.
not just any woman, but a fucking fat woman.
not just any fat woman but a fucking ugly fat woman. not just any ugly fat woman, but a fucking ugly fat crackhead woman, in broad daylight, beside a main road....
SHITTING.
and not just regular shitting
shitting up against the wall of a fucking CHURCH.
in broad daylight]
beside a main road
by a bus stop
a fat ugly crackhead woman shitting down a wall in broad daylight against a church.
dirty fucking crackheads.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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Parents can be so embarrassing sometimes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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i know right?
i mean i know she's gotta dis[pose of the gallon or so of tramp semen somewhere, but really, there's a pervfectly good kids playground round the corner. if you're gonna shit in public, shit down the slide! noone gives a damn about churxches any more.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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Jazzy Jeff and the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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Common people
Alt: head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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*sings*
Rent a flat above a shop
Oak flooring is just the job
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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You can get your whole head up a mimsy?
Either you have a very small head or you associate with ladies who have very large cloppers.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Ape, earlier

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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Well, quite.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Ape's LP dedicated to his kid, earlier:
www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7944973
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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chortle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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Hipster and darkie jokes aside,
my area gets better and better all the time. The shitty fucked-up bits are all being replaced one by one. It's brilliant.
If only I'd have thought to post this in Foggsy's 'positive' thread!
Alt: nah, you're alright thanks mate, I'm driving.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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Do you think it might've made him stay?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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I reckon so. But maybe I'm just a crazy dreamer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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You're not the only one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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Hahahaha. Driving?
I'll believe that when I see it. *carlols*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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What're you singing them for? It's not Christmas for AGES.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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It was a reference to my prodigious golfing prowess.
I'm fucking sport-mad, me. Love it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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I love you too man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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I dunno what you're driving at, here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Ford Cortinas on fire off the hard-shoulder near the tip. I watched junkies shitting in the dark near the Reccy gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like chips in curry sauce... Time to diet.
Alt: A "Ted Rogers" special if you please
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Deckardlols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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Nice to see you fraternising with the underclass of society,
you thieving gypsy bastard.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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could i have another question please?
one that's a bit more relevant to quinten? thx
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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What would be relevant to you, then?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Ask him about his sockpuppet collection.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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Do people still have those?
I thought cr3 banned people for having sock puppets (he is so wise and masterful) as a) they aren't funny and b) well, Bert.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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There are still some about.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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al has one
and quentin is one
nobody else bothers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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I can't see why anyone would.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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alistair the geordie
you are such a card
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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I'm not Al.
I am me. A silver tongued cavalier with a penchant for fast planes, mutilation and wedding cake. And prison.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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the real you sent me a cock-gaz
shudder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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well now you have to post it here
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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i don't know how
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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for him to gaz it to you it must be hosted somewhere
right-click, copy link address, post here
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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oh christ, i'd have to go through nearly 8 years of gazzes
anyway, i have more recent ones that would cause much more outrage.
and vomiting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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well stop alluding to them like a fucking teenager
and spill the beans
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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you know what
in the case of one or two of them.... i really might.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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Did you just crash your jet plane, Colclough?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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My jet plane's been mothballed.
Along with my career as a medical type. However, I am busy hatching my latest madcap charity scheme, in which I shall waterski across the Atlantic using a pair of sharks strapped to my feet as skis. I think it's a winner.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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I AM NOT THIS WAS ESTABLISHED A LONG TIME AGO STOP BULLYING ME
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:36,
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silence, socky
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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Yeah, you tell him.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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seriosuly, stop accusing everyone of being someone else or the wrong person
its really boring
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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I've been so many people to so many others
that I almost lost track of just who I was.
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Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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your baldmonkey!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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sorry
why don't you tell us some more about the made-up people in your head instead? that's properly fascinating.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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they're real people
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45,
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well they're fucking dull
make up some better ones?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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NO
I like my colleagues, well most of them
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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My little girl has an imaginary friend who she doesn't like.
That's proper mental isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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sounds like she might be being abused monty
best check it out
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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i dunno, ask about tricky or sue or something
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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Your list of cities is frankly bizarre
It begins with a bunch of shitholes, fails to continue in this vein by its ommission of Derby, Bradford and Stoke and then ends with The Capital. I blame that Nicklas Bendtner.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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I do too
Lazy cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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Fucking bendtner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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I love your hatred of Derby.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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I had a nice curry in Derby once
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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ry dled spunk-shake
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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and a naan
+a
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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That's awfully nice of you
It's not likely to wane either. Derby is the benchmark by which all other unmitigated shite must be judged. If Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand somehow spawned a lovechild and clothed it in Vivienne Westwood gear and raised it on a Gillian McKeith diet plan, even such a hideous, shiteness-fuelled progeny would, upon visiting Derby, utter only the word "
fuck."
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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I've never been there
but found rural Derbyshire to be beautiful. But I love it when someone has a seething hatred of something that is clearly eating them up. It's excellent. Man's gotta have a hobby.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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I don't go to Derbyshire as a rule
The problem is that once you exhibit knowledge of more than three letters of the alphabet you're either worshipped or burnt as a heretic
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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I can't really see any difference between Nottingham and Derby.
There, I've said it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I can't really see any difference between you and a blocked toilet
Neither serves much purpose and both are full of shit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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Stockton-on-Tees is worse
I wholeheartedly assure you.
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berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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Never been
and, thanks to your kind advice, never will :-)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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ble tht Nicklastn
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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Was that worth it?
Really?
Was it, Barry?
Was it?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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*consults the oracle*
YES!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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I can't list all the shitholes.
How about "anything North of the Watford Gap and small, selected parts of the South"?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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Much, much worse
But to elaborate would only spark a North-South debate, which is basically shorthand for "Stubborn folks refuse to back down in the face of unbridled arrogance, without hilarious consequences"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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provincial cunts coming up for the weekend and thinking they are cool
then whining like little bitches about how expensive everything is.
fuck off, proles.
alt: a chunky please
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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Yeah, fuck off back to Slough, you Frenchies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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you'd have thought keeping prices high would keep cunts out
but no, sadly not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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where's my gaz?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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He's not just YOUR Gaz, he belongs to the nation.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Top pic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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How?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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LOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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No thanks, I don't really like hazelnuts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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I know
You prefer Dave's nuts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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i had a great salad for lunch at the bread street kitchen
toasted hazelnuts and celery and blue cheese, fucking lush.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Walnuts are worse.
Ruiner of blue cheese based foods.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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i love walnuts!
but i was horrified to learn they are 27 calories each. you'd only have to crush a handful over salad to add 270 calories.
sad nutty times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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There are so many cool things about London
but then again, there have to be to balance out the snobbish cunts like you that live there
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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silence, al
you know the kind of prick i mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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I'd take them over people with your small-minded attitude any day
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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that's because they don't want to hang out in barnet (to be fair, who would)
so you don't have to
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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what is there in barnet?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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fences, vegetables, white vans
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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I'm not sure where you're going with this one
You should work more on being a bit nicer and stop with the self-pics, they make you look like you have no friends to hold a camera for you.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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i'm lovely, me
and stop going through my pics on fb. don't make me unfriend you AGAIN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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I'm not your friend, your pics are public
It always surprises me how supposedly intelligent people leave themselves wide open like that
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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duh, because i don't post anything that i mind other people seeing
if it's private, it doesn't go on fb.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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really? you don't mind some of those pictures being public?
I would
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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i said the same about your wife, dude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:09,
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I don't have a wife
I don't mean any offence here but you seem chubbier than the image your self-confident persona projects. Nothing wrong with that mind, but I'm serious about the self-shot pics, that REALLY isn't your best angle. The natural ones where you're smiling are a big improvement
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14,
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this is just weird, al
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:38,
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4%?
Cheap arsed fuckin pricks. I'm worth my weight in gold
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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?
Payrise?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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he's taking the piss out of your glass ceiling
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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I'm sure sporters glass is as good as anyones
and don't call him ceiling
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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But I can see the lovely sky through it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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But wait! What's this?
OH NO!
It's only fucking Una Stubbs taking a massive shit on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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\o/
Give Us A Poo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Til Death Us Poo Part.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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Hahaha!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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He's talking about the percentage of people on here
who don't dread his ever-more-tedious posts with gritted teeth and a glum sense of inevitability.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:12,
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And they spend their time exclusively on /calendar
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PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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hahahah
I think that's going to be my new 'hang-out spot'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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Go on then.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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See you there
*give secret gang sign*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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the secret gang sign
is a flash of your supergran panties, isn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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It might be.
OK, yes, yes it is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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i knew it
hang about.
LOOK OUT!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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It's in the bag.
Next bash I will get another copy and 'do a Tom Sawyer' with them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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is the next bash your birthday one?
we should try and do something in august, maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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Yes it is - have to sort out a venue for that fairly quickly though.
Re: Aug, yes indeed we should.
At some point that French cunt is going to magic our computers as well, I understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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yes, i promised him dinner for that, so we could go for pizzas or something?
also we could try not calling him a french cunt until after he has fixed them.
aug, i will liaise with the rakster and see what is going on....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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He could try.
He will fail. He will subsequently be somewhat raised of eyebrow to find a whole heap of exceptionally anti-social porn on his hard drive and Old Bill knocking on his door.
Tech Support: Renowned for passive-aggressive vindictiveness.
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Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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After you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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I'm back!!!
Bit slow moving over there. I don't recommend it.
Can't believe I listened to your advice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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yeah, annual pay adjustment
that's it I'm off *flounces from work*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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4% is more than most are getting!
So ungrateful!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Vier off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I wanted 7% and would have been happy with 5%
Cnuts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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Why? Have you got any more responsibilities or skills?
Doing longer hours? Or are you just being a self important prick?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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I have increased revenue in my area by 158% and we are only half way through the year, fuck face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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Who do you think you are?
A tube driver? You'll be wanting a bonus for attending work next.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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sympathy bumps
although actually my lovely firm did bloody well by me this year and last.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Just be grateful with what you've got mate
Now that you're earning £10,400 you can look into getting that NEV-R-BREAK head dobber you've been after
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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Can I just take this opportunity to say
'fuck off'
Thanks awfully x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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pleasure
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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I spent the morning in the neuroscience outpatients clinic.
Very care-in-the-community with prefab buildings - a bit like Bletchley Park with all of the intelligence removed. Not a good advertisement for the city.
Alt: Two fingers and a hole thumb.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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I knew I could rely on you!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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That is where I will be spending tomorrrow afternoon
I've got a brain wrong O_o
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Me too.
I'm going to get my head scanned.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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I had my scan back in January
haven't found time to get the results, I guess if they were bad, they'd have called...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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The doctor today went throuigh my medical history:
Migraines? Any history of epilepsy? And brain injuries? Are you Irish?
Diagnosis: Irish.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Did you get a second opinion?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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To be sure?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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*trigger fingers*
I knew I could count on you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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We're like the Les Dennis and Dustin Gee of off topic, sporto.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Damned with no praise
Fuck Amanda Holden up the arse and go mental on live TV or die?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Which one's the dead one?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Dustin Gee I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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I meant between you two.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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Ha!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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I know where dis is going.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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What's da big oidea?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Dere's more to Oirland dan dis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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Alas, that doesn't include potatoes.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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You mean po-day-does
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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Stop oppressing me!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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They have been but the massive tumour in your head means you can't hear them.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Genuine officelols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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Hahahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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I love living in Norwich
but absolutely no-one who lives here has anything remotely approaching a sense of urgency. I'm sure it'll be lovely if I'm still here in my 70s, but it's fucking maddening if you're in a hurry. The council are yet to take me up on my "pavement lanes" idea, providing individual (albeit narrow) paths for wheelchairs & buggies, residents, and me.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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needs moar 'a-haaaaaa'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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+webbing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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To the untrained eye this might look like some sort of dirty protest
It's not five star but it's certainly competitive
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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Tantamount to vandalism.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:36,
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Have you seen any of the new stuff?
I'm slightly trepidatious. In case it's shit.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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Good apparently, the first one is set on the streets of Norwich.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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Yeah I was in town when he was filming it
Didn't get anywhere near the cameras sadly. One of my workmates has a massive thing for Coogan. She nearly fainted
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:55,
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living in Norwich fucking my brother and sister, i do. sometimes at the same times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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I can't work out if this post makes you more like Bert or Quentin
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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ooooooh
so far below the belt. hmm. bert was hilarious when he melted down, so quentin is the more offensive insult, as he's never hilarious.
i'll be bert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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Go fuck yourself
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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i say
that was uncalled-for.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:34,
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It was bert related
as you is a girly girl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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that i am
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:36,
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ooooooh My tits are
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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we used to be friends
where did it all go so horrifically wrong?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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I'm fed up of being the nice b3tan
Where has it got me? Eh? Not a single titgaz! I've even been gay for you, I heard that was what you liked. Well NO MORE!
I'm bored. Sorry.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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i've got a few cockgazzes i can forward
you can take your pick of male b3tans
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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Are you grooming me for a level of gayness that you will find SEXEH?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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:(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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you should be so lucky
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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are you having a breakdown swipe? you seem to be losing it and not making any sense
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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no
but i can fake one if you want?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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s'please
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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I have been trying to get Norwich Council to try
gassing it's denizens. Like badgers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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Careful
It could put them all in a Cromer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Internet access status: REVOKED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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*invokes the power of J E F F*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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*grudging click*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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Nobody puts badgers in a Cromer
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49,
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