This Friday
although it's forecast to piss it down...
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm guessing that you've not got centre court tickets
Well, you can watch the action on the telly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Just a grounds pass
they were free. Centre court tickets are not.
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Can't TB up his game a bit and qualify next year?
You'll be like a tennis WAG.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Pfft

(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I'll take that as a no then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

If he was that good
he'd bin me off in a second for someone prettier, younger and thinner. Have you seen, for instance, Andy Murray's girlfriend? Like he'd be tapping that if he worked in an office.
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Oi!
what's wrong with working in an office?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

It's unlikely to bring you in to much contact with supermodel types?

(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I dunno.
There is a bird who does the sandwiches in the canteen with most of her own teeth.

Are they not the same?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)