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How the bollocks can this be summer?alt: I haven;t been camping yet this year which sucks, what haven't you done this year that you normally would have by now?
alt alt: I met some people off of the internet today who weren't B3tans, is that cheating?
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alt: Burntexcept once
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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and i;ve never seen a d16(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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I would post here, but I know your only going to be mean to me Thunder.Edit +cunt at all times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:36,
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My bad "thundercunt at all times"I will not let it happen again thundercunt at all times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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Who stole the jam out of your doughnut?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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Benny and the jetslolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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I thought he was Al?This is some confusing shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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I am BobbyPires and ThunderCunt, Al is Bazongaloidcuntragspasticdickface and every other fecking sock puppet.
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OHHHHhhhhhhhh for fuck sake,How are we supposed to keep up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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Al's a prick.I have every sympathy with his dad dying, but then again, if I had a son who was as much of a bullying, balding prick as Al, I'd commit suicide too.
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Al's dad's dead? Or dying?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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Actually Al's a nice bloke. I have said this many times.There are worse people on here than him.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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I have heard this too.I have also seen friends of his on here say that it's a shame he's such an obnoxious prick on here.
He's just a bullying, obnoxious prick.
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Going to have to disagree with you on this. I have met Al and he's an even bigger cunt offline. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Would take too long to type & he's not worth the effort. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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Half story shit againI've bitten give me the rest!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:57,
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WELL I'VE MET HIM MORE TIMES THAN YOU!!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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Then you are a worse judge of character than I thought you were. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:56,
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dr who has sucked all wit and reason from him(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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Me and Battered are like bezzie mates.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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Wuv oo!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Mr kirk your son is dead
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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THUNDERCUNT DISAPPROVES OF DEAD PARENT JOKES... EVEN IF IT IS THAT CUNT. BAD FORM DOZER. F E E L M Y W R A T H!
*gazzes cock pic*
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I agree with PD for a change. Al is a complete cuntish wankstain. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Where as your a very nice person that everyone loves Batts me old china.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Batts has a cunty persona but is a nice guy really.Like Rory and unlike Al.
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SHHHhhhhhhh don't tell him i said but i quite like Batts(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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That as maybe, if he he has suffered a recent bereavement I don't think this is the time to call him to task on it. Fuck sake people have a fucking smattering of decency will you.
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BobI don't give a fuck. He's been nothing but nasty to me, I don't extend any courtesies whatsoever to people like that.
See above.
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Same to me and I would say more so than most people on here but somethings I'm not comfortable with. THUNDERCUNT AGREES TO DISAGREE.
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again, anyone that chooses to consistently treat any person or group of people in that manner is a bullying prick.And they get no courtesies from me.
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However he'll happily make comments about both AA's and Swipes mothers being dead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:03,
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He hasn't "done it to me", doesn't stop me from having an opinion about his obnoxious hypocrisy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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what, 5 and 15 years ago? Compared to, if it did happen, something recent?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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How soon can I take the piss out of his dead dad Bob?this is important, I don't want to step over any lines or offend the clique or anything like that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but Al totally rocks the big one.He's one of my faves both of and off line.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:05,
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I've met Al a couple of timesAnd he has been nothing but nice, and given that he loathes me on a deeply spiritual level I think that's an achievement
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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I've had two loads of laundry on the line today. And they're dry.Stick that in your sodden pipe and smoke it, bitch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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Fresh socks?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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Oh yeah.I know how to rock and roll, I do.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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YOU DA MAN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Drugs are bad, okay?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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I'm glad we got that sorted out.You're supposed to be a role model for the kids you work with. Sort it aaaht!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Nee botha tae the likes o' me, Jeff.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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I'm gannin' fer a tab.Stressful couple of days and stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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She's in Edinburgh.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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I tried to move it upstairs and it spakked out, I have reset and system restored and am trying againWhy do they make it so hard?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Because they do the bare minimum to get it out the fucking factory.
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My network adapter is borkedApparently I can fix it though the Internet....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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Where do my ISP details go? Supplied cd is spastic, tryin with microsoft
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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Get Battered to fix it, not even the interweb would go down on him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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*doffs hat*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:56,
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As a married man I agree with this post. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:05,
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Cheers Batts you aint half bad you know.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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Is this how you get all your news? 'cause you can't reach the counter?
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Yes. Don't worry I didn't ask the newsagent for your copy of Weight Watchers Weekly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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Well yeah obviously, no school kids allowed in unless accompanied by an adult.
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Which is totally against the terms of his bail.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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Stop being such a monumental prick all the time. Either go with the banter which you expect everyone else to or flounce off again and delete your account. Your OT's resident schizophrenic, make your fucking mind(s) up. Gonz is a quality poster and that was funny.
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Have you got your period or something?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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he's here to clean up this town, partner(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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I think his gravity field bent my WLAN drive :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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Ouch,a DC sweater I paid forty quid for a few months ago is now on sale.
£8.90
That burns.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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As in DC comics?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:56,
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Sounds like a chinese rip offJim morrison would fuck em up and light Cap. cavy fire if he was still alive.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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Always the same with skating brands Jeff, the changes each season are so minimal you're much better off getting last years stuff.
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I've a skating legacy to protect!Anyone else you communicate with online skated with Rodney Mullen before? Eh? Well? Have they? Come on then!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:02,
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So you approve of my Mullen skate, and my fondness still for the clothing.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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Agreed. If you haven't see it, the Globe DVD is well worth watching.Have a gander here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkbV1KUyNKI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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Me neither.My last pro-deck was a Mike Vallely.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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holy shit that is old.Mine is by Death. Heroin make some cool stuff too.
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I had a number of different decks, but the last one I remember buying with a Vallely - on Powell.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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My son has started buying clothing with mickey mouse, marvel and DC comic book peeps on em, He normally wears shit like star in the hood, criminal damage, eto and that chav crap. next thing i know he's got a t-shirt with keith lemon saying "bang tidy"?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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I went without fags before 'cus it was £4.49 for a 10 pack of Pall Malls and I decided I could wait.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:03,
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I went without fags before 'cus it was £4.49 for a 10 pack of Pall Malls and I decided I could wait.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:03,
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Looks like you are getting the shakes Gonz.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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I did before about mid day, don't know what bought it on.I couldn't rest my arms on the table to type properly. But then 30 min there was a fire alarm which was totally cool and unexpected and then I was fine.
I donno what bought it on, I haven't been without anything I needed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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Double P(ost) (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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Really good thanks, I'm working f'cking hard, but I'm really impressing people, which is what I love to do.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Glad to hear it.How is Amaze Dogs coming along?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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evening BumstrelsI'm sitting in The Castle having a pint of Sagres, having ditched the scarily senior Co-workers.
I suspect people who see Al more often offline than on think he's alright and vice versa. You reckon?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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It's all attention, good or bad, who caresanythings better than being a god damn blue namer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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RORY yes you YOU(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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That Emvee troll and pic share almost made me die laughing, you utter bastard my wife thought i was epping out.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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Here's a blue nameri still can't tell your background noise apart from pudfree or whoever the fuck that other one is
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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Bless you really are lovelyping(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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now then RoryNo picking on the new ones
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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He's already tried it on me.Rory was my trial by fire.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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brokebacklolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:35,
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LIC how was the balti?I dont know anyone of em so I really dont care.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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lovelyAnd we ended up at our third choice place through lack of booking, to.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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Nice one hows the new place working out?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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Best (food, dining) advice I ever had was from an environmental health inspector.........start a rumour in the local food places about a EHO mystery visit, the day your going to book and about the time your going there..... depends on how drunk and how many your with.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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not so badabsolutely fine for the maximum 12 months I plan to be here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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He's alright sometimes and completely barking other times. Never met IRL. Never will.
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You are all boring me now, so I am going to bed. PS: shut up Gonz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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He needs to set off now as it takes ages crawling up all those stairs.
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Poof. It's not even quarter past nine yet.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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Sleep, but with tortured, horrible dreams.
Not well, I hope. Almost certainly wet, though. It'll ruin yer Thunderbirds PJ's.
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it's hot as fuck here daily Alt uhhh I don't know, I have only been to one cookout this year, it's usually more often
Alt alt probably
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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Spit roast?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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Evening All a bit tetchy in here tonight, ain't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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THAT'S IT YOUR GOIN ON IGNORE TOO!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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^ Bit of British humour there, doze.You wouldn't get it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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Way to go 'Bishop'Al's dad is dead, and this is what you come out with
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Al's dad is fine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Oh yeah, so why aint he been posting regular, well, well ??he's gone man, he's gone
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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I weep for all our fallen comrades Rory.WHY DON'T THEY POST ANYMORE??
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:47,
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I don't mind the not posting, but the not gazzing back is beyond the pale.(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Come on Doz, name names.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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spankyhanky, legless and chart cat.I sent them loads of fanmail and cockgazzes as well.
The ignorant fuckos.
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This week's qotw could do with a sexy cooking story from spanky to add a bit of spice, eh?Phwoar, eh?
I had sex once, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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you mean another poorly written sex lie?I got stepped once for calling him and Legless bullshitters.
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Lies? On the Internet?Surely not?
Spanky definitely had loads of sex with loads of girls.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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It's okay Tangles.I'm here to help.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Voice of reason, as ever Jeffrey.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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Of course Tangles.How are you? Drinking beer and listening some some record I've never heard of I hope.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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In a twist from the norm I am listening to one of these new-fangled CD thingsThis new album has not been released on vinyl, but I still wanted it. And yes, there is good beer to accompany it.
How are you? Recovered from the weekend yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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Yeah, it was good fun.I'm still down with the kids (assuming the 'kids' in the audience are all in the late 30s).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:47,
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I had a fucking great time.Ian Brown was bad enough to make the whole thing brilliant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:50,
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some fat cow had fallen over by the entrance and was moaning 'i've broken me leg, I've broken me leg' at the st JohnsI'm still lolling over that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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Fat birds falling over and breaking legs is on a par with old blokes getting hits in the nads by a stay football.Musical highlight from the gig?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:55,
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Probably when he put his ear plugs in.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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Tsk.Fleetwood Mac's misspelt follow up album?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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I was just thankful that it weren't bollocks, the whole set was a pretty slick delivery no doubt helped by some wizardry at the mixing desk, and autotuneI kindof hope they just stick out a live album / dvd, do a bit more touring, Glastonbury next year which I'll be back for, and then just leave it. Any new material just aint gonna do them any favours really
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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That would work.If they do anything new, I hope it isn't too much of a break from the old stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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I'll be the posh bit so I doubt it !!I fucking hate crowds as well, I just remembered that on Saturday. I'll just lounge around and watch most of it on the monitors in the hospitality tent. Worked a treat last time.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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An ex-Melody Maker journo friend had this assessment:Trying to find some thoughts on last night's Stone Roses gig. Repeatedly encountering the proud statement: "Ian Brown can't sing but it doesn't matter!". Wondering when this does start to matter for, y'know, a singer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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It was a good gig.Not the best gig I've ever been to (or the most anticipated) but the whole thing was great.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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One of my mates is a massive fanAnd he reckoned it was the best thing ever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Nah, I was more excited about seeing The Specials.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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I had a freebie to the Cov gig.Although I don't really care for them that much.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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It was great berk.If you get the chance, then go.
Have you been to Wimbledon yet, or is it this week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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I'm guessing that you've not got centre court ticketsWell, you can watch the action on the telly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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Can't TB up his game a bit and qualify next year?You'll be like a tennis WAG.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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If he was that goodhe'd bin me off in a second for someone prettier, younger and thinner. Have you seen, for instance, Andy Murray's girlfriend? Like he'd be tapping that if he worked in an office.
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Oi!what's wrong with working in an office?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:52,
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It's unlikely to bring you in to much contact with supermodel types?(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I dunno.There is a bird who does the sandwiches in the canteen with most of her own teeth.
Are they not the same?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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Anyway, hasn't Brown covered the cost of his divorce now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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well yeah that, it's not like they're one direction reformed. maybe they genuinely did want to do it £££ aside(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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Various statements made by more than one of them over the preceding few years suggest otherwise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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STOP RUINING IT YOU FUCKING RUINER(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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Soz RoryI'm sure they all went back to Squire's house after for a nice cup of tea and to discuss future album plans.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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Watch the press conference I linked below.It'll answer all of your questions.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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In a bitI'm listening to myself at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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More than likely.www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6itFMuO6Os
The 'we've reformed' press conference.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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Fucking hell.I think Reni is the only one who seems vaguely normal.
Squire looks decidedly uncomfortable, especially when questioned about the massive backtrack on his previous stance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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Yeah, you can tell the one who hasn't been 'working' over the last 20 years.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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Mani has certainly been working hard.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:53,
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Should have seen him on Friday.It's fair to say he has still got it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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Is that really the best you can do?
You disappoint me. If I annoy you that much, ignore me. Stop being a fuckin' prick.
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this isn't going to end very well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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time to hand the guns in Jeffers, you've already been told the once by pudfree(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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yer, I'll keep an eye out for a good 600 on ebay, failing which I suppose I'll have to buy new and get the 700I don't have a problem with the stanton 501 just no bpms man
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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bpm counters are mainly for FX, if you use vinyl they aren't accurate enough for mixing.They just give you a ballpark figure.
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i need all the help i can get(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:14,
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I'm never really at me house in london where all the gear is, to ever particularly use it, that's the problem(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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*burgles and shits on hearth*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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You're right.I think my time of OT has come to an end. Ended by a far, far better man.
Phudbree, you win.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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give my regards to colonel dracula(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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I haven't been around muchWhat has he done?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Absolutely nothing whatsoever.I'm going nowhere.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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SHit got seriouslook man no offence but jeffers could beat you and your dad up
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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YeahTell that to [random drunken b3tan] who was the happy recipient of a hand shandy from [random low self-esteen b3tan] at [random b4sh]...[LOL]
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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Also, look at DJ and Roota.I heard tell they got ENGAGED.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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FFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Sorry I lost the thread,What is "Thundercuntatalltimes"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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alt: I haven't got drunk whilst tending a BBQI've had a BBQ but was too busy protecting it with golf umbrellas to get snicksnacked.
Altalt: Seems sensible to me
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!What's with all the hostli-tea?
Can't I leave you lot alone for ten minutes? I swear, when your father gets home, you are in BIG TROUBLE!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:17,
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Yeah, way to rub it in for Al(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:20,
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I'm such a cunt.Good job Al isn't here, eh Barry?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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how did you know my real name's barry ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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fucks sake shit got real onlinei should post her address now and then she'd be really sorry
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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I was looking over your shoulder at Al.Anyway, everyone knows your real name's Michael Patrick Seamus Flaherty O'Donnell O'Reilly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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So, come on, thenWhy are being such a fud tonight?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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You seem to be going out of your way to pick fights with people tonight.What's it all about, man?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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Terrible Internet bullying here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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Don't go Rory.Who will save me from the savages of OT?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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Phew!I thought I was gonna be on my own for a moment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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ONE time, man! One time. And you said you'd never tell.Not cool, Jeffrey.
*queefs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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Sultans of lovelyping fc.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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You know talking about yourself in the third person is a sign of mania?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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Go on b3th, knock everyone's heads together.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Why can't you just be happy for him?No-one complained when zombie Jesus returned from the dead.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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Hey Jeff! Hey Berk!All this conversation over on the right is shrinking the text on my screen.
Come over here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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I'm going to log off shortly.I'll be on my phone, but this thraed is too big for phone use.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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It's too big for this machine too.I doubt there'd be much mileage in a new thread, so I'm taking this as my cue to log off too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:09,
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I'm watching Dark Star on MUBITruly a classic. Goodnight OT.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:00,
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Aw man, I'd rather be watching that than Total RecallEven if sweaty Sharon Stone in her workout gear gives me mucho bobbing dongle.
What is MUBI?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:03,
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Mmmm Sharon StoneMUBI is a streaming film service for a few quid a month, does alternative, indie, obscure and foreign films rather than mainstream stuff.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 8:17,
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