I'm not sure which part of this is funniest
The striking originality or the suggestion that there are any men worth picking up on the internet. 50something hairy-backed truckers called Geoff with powerful delusions of adequacy and deeply troubling reality issues aren't my bag, cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

so if they were fit you'd be well going for it then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah man
If you can provide a picture of yourself posting on b3ta and holding a copy of today's paper then I'll judge it on its individual merits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

*falls off chair*
I'll be on the next train to WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

It's the striking originality. Final answer.
Definitely the first, and easily the best, gay joke made at my expense, ever. Tangles is the yardstick, brethren
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1662088
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)