I'd rather eat dog poo
than spend my time thanking people for 'FPing' me, and having to pretend knobbish cats with laser eyes aren't shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i reckon it's the future
this place lives off its interactions between mongs and the angry, they're too thinly spread right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

You just ripped that from your speech at the catalogue awards dinner dance, didn't you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I believe in recycling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I have actually attended that, btw.
I can tell that even if you drink three bottles of red to yourself, in about two hours, it is still the dullest evening of all time. Even having my catalogue designer* offering me a bunk-up at her hotel (I didn't) failed to amuse.

*female, you tedious pricks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I just imagined it would be like that.
In need of a brave soul to make them realise the profound emptyness of their pathetic lives.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Printers are fucking weird, to a man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Try talking to other catalogue designers.
They might friend you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

on 'eff bee'???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Eff bee it bee.
Edit, I'm fuckiig off to the pub.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)