Get loads of pictures anf have a birthday album for her birthdays for the next 18 years. Or the finger.
Alt: Vietnamese meal and football tickets with Monty. £45 steak in a hotel room on my own. Tapas in a Spanish knocking shop.

Altalt: He was great in Harry Potter.

EDIT: Why did you flounce, Mr Angry?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I preferred him in 'The Others'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Is that the film with the ex-Mrs Cruise in?
You know the ginger, Aussie. You know what they say - rusty roof, smelly garage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

She's excellent in 'BMX Bandits' but that's it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

What was that film she was in
where she doing whatever it is, yeah, but like in a man's world and because it is, yeah, in a man's world she has to do things better than the men if not twice as good to get only half the pay because a woman's work is never done but she does it right, even though she's not as strong as a man?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Yep, that's the one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Kswiss bullied the shit out of him.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Bullied verbally by an American?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah, she made him do a face wee

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

That's hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)