just spray bit with some Domestos, it kills 99.9% of germs DEAD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:24, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

and even the 99.9% bit is just them being cautious
it's probably 100%
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

berk works with the 0.1%

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

even typhoid doesn't like being covered in chlorine and ammonia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

WOOOAAHH
It loves it
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

It's cheaper to use an autoclave than cover everything with bleach.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Is this also true of your victims

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

spraying with your own piss would kill at least 99.9% of germs dead.
However, since your average square metre of surface has hundreds of millions, if not hundreds of billions of bacteria on it, killing 99.9% of them is a bit like pissing into a hurricane. Killing 99.9% of a billion germs still leaves a million quite happy. And those million are probably quite resistant to domestos, so they'll grow up in a day or two to another billion bacteria, only these ones are hardier.

Don't mean to worry you, of course. But you are going to die.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

When?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

sometime. probably when you least expect it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

The Mighty Daily Mail Badger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

haha, nice

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

shut up, nothing can beat big bad Dom

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)