i'd probably choose about now
i'm thinner, fitter, richer, and better with my job and with women than any point in my life, and in two months i'll be thirty. presumably from there on it's a downward slope into morbid obesity, congestive heart failure, hair sprouting out of every hole in my head like an overfertilised chia pet, and lonely cry-wanks when the gymnastics is on.

alt: yes. i fell asleep on a pile of bubblewrap at Hellfords once. for about an hour. my boss threw ball bearings at me till i woke up and called me a cunt.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm 32.
You are correct.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i knew it
i fucking knew it. i'd better get bang on it with the drugs and whores before it's too late. shit. two months!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I'm 39.
I disagree.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I've met you
I disagree with your disagreement.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I I disagree with your disagreement of my disagreement.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Surely once you become a werewolf you get physically fitter anyway
so best to wait until you're a fat old mess, no?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

but would you LOOK fitter?
or would you just be a surprisingly rapey old man who can outsprint usain bolt, but still has back hair like a rug?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I think under the circumstances the back hair is inevitable no matter the age

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)