Then you awoke from the anaesthetic, realised it was a dream, tried to have a wank before the dream faded and then sobbed in to your pillow when you realised how pitiful your real existence is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I was watching Game Of Thrones and geophrie's mother was saying to the older of the two stark girls...
... about how she dreaded the night she got married, and the Stark girl goes "But you _loved_ the king !" and she goes "Yes, yes, and you will love georphry too".

Is that how it works?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I mean, if you were royalty outside of your brain as well as inside it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I am but a mere commoner, inside and outside of my tremendous, high IQ brain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

High?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

3 times a day, thank god for opiats. Can I get an a-men.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

With your luck with women you might try to get a-man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)