What gig did you never go to and you still regret?

alt: If you could have been at any musical event in history what would it have been and why?

altalt: If you was MOD for the week how would you effect b3ta (all MOD powers to be revoked after one week and harm undone)?

Altaltalt: Can someone put a vote thingy here so we can all let Cavy realise she is lovelyping
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:30, 73 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the bravery, robyn, id love to see shiny toy guns
Alt Woodstock I reckon
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Goldie at Back 2 Basics many years ago.
He was at the peak of his powers.

Alt- when Fabio & Grooverider first played Bug in the Bassbin at plus 8.

Alt alt- power to unmask sockpuppets. If they aren't for comedy purposes then there's no need to hide behind one.

Altaltalt- GTF.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

LOLZ
And mouth dry skip?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)

no photo of Fabio the cheesy male model from the early 90s?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I missed going to see Bill Bailey a few years back when he was round here
alt: Woodstock. Boring answer, but I think it would have been proper exciting at the time

altaltalt: how about no...but thanks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)

You've pulled.
Get your best armour on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Damn, my chainmail bikini
is at the cleaners
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Davy Graham, 2006
Little tangle was a very small baby and going out to gigs was most definitely not an option.
Graham died not long after that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Erykah Badu at the Brixton academy I was well gutted I missed that one.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Alt: Anything where I could have seen Thin Lizzy live
Altaltalt: stop pandering.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)

I didn't think Panders put out?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)

the pandertron used to be a feature of this board
it's not been out for ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Wow please expand on that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

there was something of a trend for boys to be all
pandering at the ladies. I think roota invented the pandertron which was a robot panda which could alert us to pandering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Well you know I'm happily married.
And I know you turn your Ex-boyfriends gay. So we both know sparks aint gonna fly. But you was one of the first on here to be nice to me.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)

someone has to not tell people to fuck off
otherwise we'll never get anyone new and we'll all just sit her bitching at the same people forever. I need to be more of a bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)

You're welcome
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post738656
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)

First time I've seen that.
Thanks Tangman
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)

AA used to wheel it out a fair bit
But there aren't many girls left to pander to now.
Still, that appears to be working in Cavy's favour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Did you know Cav's been on "come dine with me" this week?
Edit the Favour bit made me think of flavour hence this reply
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)

OH MY DAYZ, I PULLED IN THE HOSPiTAL ! I GOT SOMEONE'S NUMBER.
A women looking after her mother, both arabic women, the mum in a hijab, the daughter in just a headscarf. she said I was the first person to make her mother laugh in weeks. High lights of my wit include

- The mum couldn't believe I wasn't an arab man so I said "I'm english/jewish, my mum is english/jewish, my dad is english/jewish... the milkman though? Maybe he was turkish"
- "It really doesn't matter, we're all following one of the sons of abriham. We'll bring the chicken soup, you bring the baklava and hulva and we'll let the rest wash the dishes after".
- She kept on saying I was so young and then blushing, a few times....so I said half your age plus seven, is that under 28?

I really impressed her when her mum understood some of my turkish when I was showing off, and then the mum said something that was replied with what was ovbously "MUM ! STOP THAT ! " So I replied with one of the two only arabic phrases I know, "Hoysh gah heluyah kolheeda", which I think roughly translates to "Oh how beautiful is freedom".

There was lots of talking, we were talking for a few hours, but I got her number !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

nice work!
You're on fire with the ladies at the moment.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Way to go Double P
You the man, Man
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I reckon it's a bit like jumping out a plane for the first time.
You know, right before you jump, some people have the "I know everything would be fine, there is still a bit of danger, but I'll jump anyway". That's normal people. They then jump and have a good time. Or their parachoots fail and they die.

Then there are people like me, my final thought before I jump out a plane would be "Ok, so what if I die? It's no big deal, mum will be upset, so will a few mates.". When I've finally given up and don't care anymore, I suddenly find myself going for it, 'cus I don't care what happens.

Eaither way is good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

So are you going to take her out for dinner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Don't mantion Bacaine to her though.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)

maybe possibly ! How long should it be before I text her?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Send her a text tomorrow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)

OMG WHAT SHALL I SAY?
She lives in Swiss Cottage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Explain how unfair it is the US using planes to knock out key Taliban feckers.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Todays been really lucky for me.
- A ladybug landed on my nose and I brushed it off as I thought it was a bug, it landed on my belly and I saw it was a lady bug, so I brushed it onto my hand, said 'hello', then crossed the road to put it in a bush.
- A white feather fell right next to me when I was walking down the road.
- I got my favorite canuuluation guy in the whole hospital, considering there are about 20 of them, thats pretty lucky.
- I got talking to a nice girl and got her number and she got mine.
- I've got bacon, frank, chips, beens and a fried egg for dinner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Then you awoke from the anaesthetic, realised it was a dream, tried to have a wank before the dream faded and then sobbed in to your pillow when you realised how pitiful your real existence is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

I was watching Game Of Thrones and geophrie's mother was saying to the older of the two stark girls...
... about how she dreaded the night she got married, and the Stark girl goes "But you _loved_ the king !" and she goes "Yes, yes, and you will love georphry too".

Is that how it works?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I mean, if you were royalty outside of your brain as well as inside it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I am but a mere commoner, inside and outside of my tremendous, high IQ brain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

High?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)

3 times a day, thank god for opiats. Can I get an a-men.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)

With your luck with women you might try to get a-man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)

You good get a go on both of them
Like an Arab Jew sandwich, or as its technically known, The West Bank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)

oh click

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Hahahaa

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Oh. If Amberl turns up, tell her she has e-mail.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

You leaving us Jeffers?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Shortly.
I've got things to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)

If I Spot her I'll pass it on

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)

*waves*
Have replied with thanks.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Oi not fair I was Supposed to pass that on.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Sorry Hartley
I'm just too fast
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

NP :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

The Fast and The Furious
Evening Amberl
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

this is ace
mobile.designtaxi.com/news/352949/Graffiti-Artist-Turns-A-Bridge-Into-Realistic-LEGO-Street-Art/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)

you are correct

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)

good street art is a wonderful thing.
I am not referring to Banksy here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Wow kinda cool

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Good, that.

*awaits abuse*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)

MOD powers Phuds, what would you do in your MOD week?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Buy a scooter and see The Who.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Bands/artists I wish I could have seen live........
Queen, The Doors, Jimmy Hendrix, The Clash, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Madness, Loose Ends, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Gill Scott Heron, Frank Sinatra, The Rolling Stones, Al Green, Issac Hayes, Rick James, The Glen Miller Band, ELO, Cameo..... Fuck this may well go on forever.... and Billy Ocean Obvs.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Alt: Seeing Tangerine Dream on tour in 1975/76, or at East Berlin in 1980.
Still I've got the next best thing - good quality, semi-official bootlegs.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)

That would have been good, right enough. I loved all that krautrock stuff then. Neu, was it? Can't remember, it was a long, long time ago as Monty's favourite male artist would say.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Years ago I did work experience at a local (sadly long since closed) music venue.
I was allowed in on the guest list for yonks after for any band playing I wanted to see. I turned down the chance to see Nirvana's first ever UK gig because "I'd never heard of them".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)

:(
oooh, bad move
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Apparently there were only about 100 people there.
Whilst I'm not the world's biggest fan, it would have been nice to be able to say "I was there".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I once turned down a drink with Sonja Kristina from Curved Air. To be fair, it was the whole band, roadies and associated hangers on, but it was still Sonja.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I had Fugazi stay in my flat once, as my flatmate's band supported them.
I wasn't there; I stayed at my then girlfriend's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Don't worry about it
They're shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Evenin all, I'm having a beer in the garden of a restaurant/bar
I have sunnies on my head but it's not sunny, what a prick eh?

I'll plump for Woodstock, purely for historical significance.

I can't remember the other questions soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)

My first year at uni, I had the chance to go see Chuck Berry, and I didn't.
I really, really wish I'd gone now.

alt: the first Glastonbury. mr b3th was there (1970) and he says it was awesome.

Cavy is lovelyping. No question needed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)

First Gastonbury had the pyramid n' stuff. Real hippy stuff, man. I was young but remember wishing I could have gone. No money, far too young.

I think Hendrix played at the IoW festival the same year and died in September of the same year.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)

woot! life achievement unlocked!
I like how some bands/shows I've been to work well to make people a little jealous. A good reason to keep seeing new bands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Wtf is lovelyping?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)