I'd probably pop up posters on notice boards in the local churches.
"idiots required to fill building and sing off key about how great trifle is. donations welcome. this week's sermon is about the evils of jelly. sunday school topic this week is flaked almonds or sprinkles."
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Some sort of consumption of food an drink required I think. Maybe Tizer and sponge cake ?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

FUCK OFF.
TRIFLE!!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

As long as we can also have Tizer it's a deal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

you're excommunicated.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

*cries*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

and lo, doth the unbeleiver have only nice biscuits and iceland cheescake to partake.
he doth cry to the heavens "oh trifle!!! why has't thou forsaken me!"
but it is he that has't forsaken trifle!!!
long may his mealtimes be bereft of exciting deserts

Letter from St. Marks to the Spencers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

trifle is for benders
FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

probably why you eat so much of it then, wanker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)