Evenin' all.
Let's all be friends. I have had a stupendous pub lunch with youngest daughter today and now I'm chilling out with some Hugh Fearnley-whatsisface reruns.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm watching shit on lovefilm. Lovefilm is bollocks.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

friends on the internet are boring, now fuck off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

but you can sir in your pants and talk to each other
Without it being awkward
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Sitting in your pants on the internet is compulsory!
Awkward in the office admittedly, but not impossible.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)

the best part is not having to see how hideous the other poster is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)

or imagining them as someone else

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)

i have a set image of everyone being fat and smelly
the one's pretending to be female just have bigger moobs
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)

my moobs are massive, almost as large as my fat back

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)

internet sexy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)

If you'd seen any photos there is now way you'd say that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)

i've like seen everything on the flicker pool, it don't get worse than that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)

*waggles*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)