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Evening Crew, Holla!

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:19, 49 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It's Hola ACTUALLY

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)
one of those evenings then

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
yeah that's right, I'm playing Normski for one night only, and I'm just getting warmed up here

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
i always misheard that lyric in that song as 'Chomsky'
made for a more interesting concept
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
nothing can ever beat normski's house party
nothing
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

You're old, things move on.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
and yet I can still run after the ice cream van faster than you

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Showing your age there old man. Internet shopping FTW.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)
it's like you never leave the bedroom in your parents house
except by prior arrangement with the Bristol Fire Service
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Well obviously seeing as I don't live in Bristol or with my parents. Don't you have goats to terrify Rory?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
chillax bruv, i'm speculating on the internet, that's how it works

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)

And I'm just playing my part in your therapy session.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I grow more as a human being every day

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)

One day you will have that Sunday afternoon day release job at Somerfield Rory! one day! don't let the dream die
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
i'm on day release already, like every day, imagine that

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)

that terrifies me.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
It's challah ACTUALLY
google it.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
that looks alright Gonz

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I swear down man, it's the best white all-perpous bread you can get.
I don't know why you white boys don't take that shit up.

Actually, I don't want to be Silversburg The Super Jew here, but for dinner tonight I'm deciding between one of my own inventions, a McJew* and a smoked salmon bagel.


* Bagel, fried salt beef, potato ludka.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
AGH FUCK, I FORGOT THE CHRAIN, MY LITTLE JEWISH EQUVILENT TO 'CHILI SORSS BOSS'.
I'll have to have the smoked salmon one tonight.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I got my first ever brick lane bagel a few weeks ago, that shit was lush

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)
That shit be real, I dont' know how the supermarkets get away with their crap.
Don't understand why I wasn't invited to Brick Lane with you though
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Evenin' all.
Let's all be friends. I have had a stupendous pub lunch with youngest daughter today and now I'm chilling out with some Hugh Fearnley-whatsisface reruns.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I'm watching shit on lovefilm. Lovefilm is bollocks.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
friends on the internet are boring, now fuck off

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
but you can sir in your pants and talk to each other
Without it being awkward
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Sitting in your pants on the internet is compulsory!
Awkward in the office admittedly, but not impossible.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
the best part is not having to see how hideous the other poster is

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
or imagining them as someone else

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)
i have a set image of everyone being fat and smelly
the one's pretending to be female just have bigger moobs
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
my moobs are massive, almost as large as my fat back

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
internet sexy

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
If you'd seen any photos there is now way you'd say that.

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
i've like seen everything on the flicker pool, it don't get worse than that

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)
*waggles*

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Fuck off.

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
people you know
Me and Timmy been hot since 20 years ago
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
prick off you gaggle of intercunts

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I hate Al! I love Al! I hate Al! I love Al! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU VEGETABLIST.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I don't got no love for Al.
I merely recommended some boozers and restaurants. Rest easy now, babygirl.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
So you'll know where he'll be !!
Listen man, we'll all do a whip and you can get the proceeds if you batter Al with a baseball bat or an iron bar, we'll leave that up to you, just make sure he'll never be able to type anything onto the internet ever again. Battereds gonna chip the first £500 quid in.

WE ALL HATE AL VERY MUCH
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
£500 you say?

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
That's like £50 for smashing up each of his finger and thumbs on his chubby paws, totally worth it

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I totally tried to give him a Chinese burn or something when I saw him at the Slayer gig
But he used his weight to overpower me, plus I'm sure he was packing some gardening tools, y'know what I mean?
I fear wee dozer here may be too small to do any damage.
I say we hit him where it hurts - a sustained campaign of unfriending him on Facebook.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I am considering binning facebook.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I'm sure it will survive.
I don't mind it. There are a couple of entertaining people who I interact with on there and that is enough to keep it interesting for me. I just block the updates of dull people who, for diplomatic reasons, can't just be deleted.
Apart from being disillusioned with social media, how are you doing Bobby?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is the most grimly accurate statement about Facebook that I've ever read, notwithstanding the author's spelling of "gravitational":
"You should think of a facebook account as your face, and facebook as a huge mincing machine, and the other people on it as a huge dead mass exerting their gravitional pull on you from just behind the mincing blades."
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I treat it as a game
I win by posting cooler links and better updates than my friends.

That's how you win, right?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)

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