I had a two page rant from someone who claimed I was EVIL
and HORRIBLE because I didn't like children who are annoying. This infuriated someone enough to spend ages writing to me to tell me all about how he was a credit to his single mother who brought him up really well (but obviously not well enough to learn about mistakenly taking the Internets seriously). Srsly, huge gaz, had to page down twice.

I think I replied with "oh, yes, you're probably right".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ahahaha oh god I'm laughing already. PLEASE post it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I was told:
"And how dare you compare a living being to a fucking lifestyle choice. A child is a developing human being, just like yourself, not just some decision like going on a diet or changing your mortgage."

I have a child now. It was definitely a lifestyle choice. Sure, it was an unplanned one, but I still made a choice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Oh, I know you have a child! She's gorgeous.
But I agree. Definitely a choice!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

He probably thought he could teach you to be a better person
via the medium of placing his winky in your foof, but was approaching it in a very cunning way. Because everyone knows that telling people they are wrong, online, is the best way to get into their pants.

He's probably still distraught about his plans failing now. Probably danks himself to sleep at night over it.

I hope you're proud of what you've done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

It contained the line:
"The vast majority of criminal scum of this world are childless." (There was no citation.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

see, you'll never get to fuck an academic without at least referencing your sources.
he just didn't think it through.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)

For that length of gaz I'd be expecting subheadings and a bibliography before he could buy me a drink.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

haha, 9.6/10
Fucker could have just written a proper abstract and saved you lots of time, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)