Fearne Cotton is awful. When I was a member of Soho House she'd strut around attention seeking like a spoiled brat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Don't get me wrong Battered, she is fucking shit awful on the radio and telly but she is also very sexy and therefore I don't mind her being in the public eye.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

you need to be euthanised, that is not sexy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

she needs to be kicked to death by horses

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Best of all the ways to die.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I just looked up Soho House
I didn't realise private members clubs were so cheap. I expected them to be hundreds a month.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Some are, some aren't. Home House is very expensive - about £1800 a year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

To be honest I thought they would be even more than that.
I should set one up in Milton keynes
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

just charge a quid entrance to Wetherspoons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

it's a licensing thing
cheaper booze if you call it a 'private' club
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I'll be a millionaire

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

i want a cut, it was my idea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)