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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I missed the Milton Keynes thread.You're all wrong, apart from Rory.
So Chris Moyles is leaving radio 1's Breakfast show, I bet you're all happy about that until I let you know he's being replaced by Nick Grimshaw.
What's for brunch?
Better Alt: Kickstarter is coming to the UK, what are you going to put up so that it gets loads a moneyyyy
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Nick Grimshaw has girl eyesand the most irritating voice this side of terry Christian
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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This^Ditch the "beard" now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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Really?He is a whiny, nasal little fucking cunt in my opinion
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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too old, thay are lookintg for a younger audience(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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Well, I suppose he is an annoying prickwith stupid hair and daft clothes. Seems like the right choice for that particular demographic.
/oldmanblog
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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This alone is why I dont listenThat is like replacing cock cancer with bollock cancer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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I have had to Google Nick Grimshaw. I don't like the music played on Radio 1, so I listen to Radio 4 and Radio 2, interspersed with a small amount of Radio 3.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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In the evening they have some good stuff on, but who listens to the radio in the evening?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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I listen to Radio 5 mainlyIf I want music, I listen to my music, not the radio
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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I listen to radio one in the evenings if Zane Lowe is on and have heard Grimshaw on numerous occasions. He is quite funny actually but I imagine he will be hampered a bit creatively on the breakfast show. Better than Moyles though. At least it's not Fearne fucking COtton though.
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Zane Lowe is a prick thoughHe takes himself far too seriously
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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He does have a tendency to go a bit Jo Whiley but I like his show. And the battles on Wednesday are usually very funny. In the daytime I mainly listen to Radio 4 or Jack fm.
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Fearne Cotton is awful. When I was a member of Soho House she'd strut around attention seeking like a spoiled brat.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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Don't get me wrong Battered, she is fucking shit awful on the radio and telly but she is also very sexy and therefore I don't mind her being in the public eye.
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I just looked up Soho HouseI didn't realise private members clubs were so cheap. I expected them to be hundreds a month.
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Some are, some aren't. Home House is very expensive - about £1800 a year.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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To be honest I thought they would be even more than that. I should set one up in Milton keynes
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just charge a quid entrance to Wetherspoons(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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it's a licensing thingcheaper booze if you call it a 'private' club
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I wasn't wrong.The last time that I listened to the Radio One breakfast show it was presented by Simon Mayo.
Better Alt: I liked Junior Kickstart.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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I thought that I highlighted its EXCELLENT TRANSPORT LINKS**I did this in caps to further highlight them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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Junior Kickstart was much better than Why Don't You.Which always made me want to punch someone. I had rage early in life.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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Too many regional accents on WDYI couldn't understand what they were sayin'like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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Is there anyone in this thread who is in the target audience age range for Radio One?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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What is the target age range?I've never listened to it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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You should be gladone of the first signs of severe mental illness is enjoying Radio 1
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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SUGGS COMING UP THE DRIVE!!!!!1111!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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I don't know what this meansI think I'm glad.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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Suggs was the lead singer over shit overated "comedy" band Madness(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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I meant apart from you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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No way, grandad.Radio One left you behind years ago.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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There are only a couple of people on all of /OTwho're within the target range of Radio 1 and most of them don't post much anymore.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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LIKE BARRY, HE SHOULD POST AGAIN BUT HES SCARED OF BULLIES(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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LET HIM WHO HAS NOT SINNED CAST THE FIRST STONE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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Any particular type of stone? Maybe mot1 hardcore?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Moyles is a prick.Grimshaw is a prick.
Radio 1 is shit.
Alt: Nothing for brunch, jacket potato for lunch.
AltAlt: What?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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They should replace him with Nick Griffin.Who would you have in his hilarious and wacky posse? I'd have Monty as the straight man, and the fit one from Eastenders as the madcap.
Alt,brunch has been and gone, I've started on the cheap red, a cheeky little number, £3.29 a bottle, two for £6.00
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we've got crapital on today as the usual radio was playing upJessie J's been on twice in the last hour, fuck her in the head with a mace someone please
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YOU'RE ALL WRONG.I'm not shit or drunk at all.
I've been out at a friend's house for dinner. I made the dessert. Typing is hard.
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A bottle of rum from the sounds of it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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Baileys is repulsive.Polluting scotch with thick creamy crap is wrong wrong wrong.
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Did you put the mousse in the bowland pour Baileys on top until the bottle was empty?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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Bottle was already mostly empty.I only put three shots in. And there was three serves. One shot each.
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Chocolate mousse, washed down with a bottle of Baileys?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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i don't think chocolate mousse cures thrush, b3thif anything it'd make you look like you shat your vagina
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Sorry, I thought we were talking about yoghurt.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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poppet said about moussei said aero yogurt cos mousse was being overused, i apologise
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Each of these things are repulsive.Together they sound completely unpalatable.
Hope this helps.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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Baileys own its own is repulsive. With chocolate and whipped cream it is delightful.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
So do I! Your missus and I would get along famously based on this alone.
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are you an orange peroxide blond, with 2 inch nail extentions?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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What, does a woman expressing her comfort with her sexuality shock you Quentin?(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
i'm surprised htere haven't been a deluge of creepy posts on this yether gazbox will be full tomorrow
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She's too drunk, she'll wake up in 8 hours time to lube in her hair and a vibrator quietly buzzing down the side of the bed
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Too drunk to wankby the Slightly Ill Kennedys
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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I was going to click this for out of context popular lolsbut it's not out of context so it's not as funny.
Maybe it should go on the popular page to remind her of this episode tomorrow.
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sory i can't hear you over the sound of my vibrator, fingers and lube(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
HmmmI offer you Gerard Depardieu, and the cast of Spartacus.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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MmmmmmSpartacus.
That Andy bloke was rather nice. You know, until he died, and that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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I believe his testicles killed him.Poor lad.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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The ladies husband found him balls deep and shot him?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Don't worry Miss White, you'll be fine.This way to the prom, please.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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NOT IF YOU MAKE IT SERIOUS LIKE ALL THAT ROBERT GAZ STUFFIT'S TIME THE PUBLIC KNEW THE TRUTH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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NO>Fuck me it took me three goes to write No. I'm not in the shape to start a thread.
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The chap who played Spartacus.I believe he was (in common with many of the cast of Spartacus) Aussie. Or possibly Kiwi. But probably Aussie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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A course you have after your main, but that's not important right now.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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I am very rarely wrongbut I didn't voice any opinion on the subject, as I was somewhere else.
Now I'm back and it's too late.
I haven't listened to Radio 1 since some time in the mid 90s, when I deemed it 'utter shit'. I can't imagine I would find it any better these days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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We don't really have the equivalent of radio one here,unless you count the american imports. Which are shiiiiiit.
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I don't have any Neighbours. I shot them all due to their offensive music habits.
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Next door is only a footstep awaaaaaaaaay.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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He's currently engaged in a custody battle with the natural father of his adopted son.Which is a bit silly, as the very act of adoption should have negated any parental rights of the original father.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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Not actually watched in years.Since the glory days of Harold Bishop, and his tuba.
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Chris Moyles needs killing. But I am worried that he will make television programs with his free time. Brunch? I am going to the Lloyds Automobile Club lunch at 12.45. Tony Southgate (?) is speaking.
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This is worrying.He might be leaving the radio to concentrate on inflicting his fat oily face on our television screens.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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regardless of personal views he is very succesful on the radiobut he is really bad on tv, he looks lost and awkward, I think most of his shows over the years have flopped
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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I have watched a couple of episodes of that quiz night thing he does.Primarily through crippling boredom. It was excruciating.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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they're both fat, shit, dull and needlessly 'IF I SHOUT YOU WILL LIKE ME'(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)
One of my colleagues actuall spent some of his salary on James Corden's autobiography.
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I read it for freeIt made me dislike him a little less, but I still think he's a twat.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:41,
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Radio One needs theme music by Jimi Hendrixyoutu.be/RNbGdikn2RQ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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So does Channel 959 on Sky. Apparently. Ahem. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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What's perverted about looking at legal pornography?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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You're a bit of a prude really aren't you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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Schools frown upon this too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Haven't looked. There's a 'recently viewed' function which you can't erase.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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Because I'm not planning on getting divorced.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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Fuck off! Vixen is best!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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"Edge of a broken heart" was shit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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as an alternative to commercial radio it certainly wins here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Lolternative. Rite?Does it dress like a steampunk prick and listen to Insane Clown Posse? That is the only true alternative to the mainstream.
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Got all excited for a minute here.Then re-read this and realised that Moyles is not, after all, being replaced by Nick Griffin.
Gutted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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He'd be the one-eyed get to replace Moyles(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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