Oh god, I completely forgot to tell you all
I was watching Eggheads earlier, and there was a question about Joey Deacon.

I was still laughing about it an hour later. I just kept shouting 'Joey Deacon!' and mr b3th was looking at me like I was mental.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:15, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What was the question?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

It was something like
"Who wrote the autobiography 'I'm a fucking Deacon'* and became a minor celebrity in the 80s after appearing on Blue Peter?"

The team said it was Peter Duncan, which was pretty funny in itself.

*whatever the autobiography was called.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

"Tongue Tied".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

It was called.
Tongue Tied. Fifty years of friendship in a subnormality hospital.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

That sounds familiar.
I think Jeremy Vine is about the right age to have found it funny too.
I hope he did.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I've got Joey's grinning fizzog as a screensaver on my PC.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Liar.
You just set your webcam to take your photo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

You take that back!
Evening, Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Evening DG
All well in the North?

It's just pissed down here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Blue sky appearing here.
Although it's pissed down for three days solid.

We have Blousie coming up at the weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Everything's coming up Blousie

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Yay! Give her a hug from me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Will do.
I think we may be taking her to MoatyWorld on Saturday as there's a music festival on there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Will there be a special guest spot by Gazza who will do a rendition of Fog On The Tyne?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I fucking hope not.
Although we once met the drummer from the Macc Lads at a mate's gig in a pub in Rothbury a few years ago. Maybe he'll turn up and entertain us instead. Or kick in a poof.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

hahaha
Didn't the Macc Lads get through a number of drummers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

A few, yeah. This one was Stez Stix mark one, I believe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Poof hating violent one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Yep.
He's mellowed quite a bit. His kids were there as well; they were absolutely fucking mortified when we started singing the old classics.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

hahaha
Do you think your music festival will be on this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

A lot's indoors, so probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

How long is the Good Ship Blousie staying with you for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Friday to Sunday.
Then she's back up for a long weekend at the start of August as some mate's have organised a music festival.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Nice almost as good as this one
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1669553
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

You should have tossed your shoe at him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

*belms*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Alright b3th.
Any news?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Is there fuck.
That job I chased up - you know the one that said 'thanks for your interest, we'll be doing the shortlist next week - never sent a fucking dicky bird after that.

Now I'm back from my northern jolly, I'm going to arrange a trip to brizzle to talk to some agencies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Well lerrus know when you are heading in and we'll meet up.
How was the 'north'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I didn't realise you was in Bristol.
I had some fun times there, I mainly stopped in Brislington, Fishponds and had a few interesting times in St. Pauls
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Arr, I'm a Brizzle kiddie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)

+ fiddler

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

pfft.
He's lovely, is our Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

*Offers b3th a Werther's*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

pre-sucked?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

You aren't THAT special.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

My mum says I'm special.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

+ needs

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Here they are!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4znu82XhE&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)

+on the roof

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

The guys I was with sent me into St. Pauls to score for them, I could have bought an oxo Cube for all I knew about hash,
They only sent me because I had a don't fuck with me type attitude in them days, funny thing was the two dealers fighting each other to sell me the goods.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

At least you didn't go to Easton.
That is really quite moody these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I remember the bristolian's being friendly.
One of the few cities where I've been to and like the people.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

'Twas good.
Nice to see DJ and Roota again.
Just got to get back into the job hunting now.
I'll even let you take me to lunch if you like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Depending on how I'm doing for time, I'll buy you lunch. Otherwise, I'll buy you dinner somewhere.
Post-work is usually more predictable than working hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Oh, and how is Roots?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Boss.
I think they've really settled in to life in Embra.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Has the cat adapted?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I think he's learned to accept his 'stepdad'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Good. He probably needed a positive male role model.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)