You should deffo have another.
*That'll confuse him*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*another* something

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

more stuff
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I'm thinking maybe a glass of port?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Go to the 24 hour garage and a get a Crunchie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Fuck that.
If I was going to do that, the sensible option would have been to do it on the way back from the pub.
How are you Jeff?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Tired.
Can't sleep.

*breaks down in tears*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

The night is young.
You don't need to sleep yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Will the clown get you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Don't mention clowns they some scary MoFO's

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

He's totally going to get him
How are you b3th?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Monged out on codeine.
How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

"Monged" word of the thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Monged out on booze.
Codeine sounds like fun though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

It's lovely.
The endo that necessitated it, however...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Yeah, I'm sometimes envious of Gonz's ready access to opiates
And then I remember the pain he has to endure that necessitates them....
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Indeed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)

and all that rich food which exacerbates it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Low on the radio right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I'm chilling to Donald Byrd on the PC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I only have his Slow Drag LP
Which is v good.
Apart from that, only the Jazzmatazz records from the mid-90s.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Jazz funk at its best
Dominoes is playing at the moment
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Donald Byrds "Places and Spaces" (1975), Blue Note
Is a must buy album, I trawl through shitty Sun. morning car boots looking for records
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

speaking of which
I once made CQ look up his own insult. Coulrophobialols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Something about clowns.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)

something about Wilf Lunn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Something about 80 days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

That all depends Tangman
Have you got an early start?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I have a small baby and a six year old.
I always have an early start.
Edit: Also, Tangman?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Believe me it gets worse as they get older
EDIT: Orange guy from tango advert that slaps (Tangman)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

much, much worse.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Last Sat my son had friends over for a sleep over.
What fucking sleep?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

you are John Bishop aicmfp

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I forgot that thing he did about that.
Comedy has to based on truth, 6 teenaged boys running down to the kitchen and up to the loft room every 5mins from 9.30pm to 10.15am is not that funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)