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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	
	I'm the company contact for stationery companies, so I sadly have to deal with cunts at least 3 times a week
 	I am sympathetic.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:39,
	
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	I'm the customer I can get away with telling them to talk english.
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:41,
	
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	Our biggest customer doesn't have english as a first language, sadly
 	Otherwise I'd be tempted too.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:03,
	
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	Mind fuck em then, and transfer them, to your self in a range of regional voices, scouse and geordie accents will mind blow em.
 	After that you'll have no problems getting them to be concise
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:06,
	
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	Scouse is my natural accent, sadly
 	It appears to making a comeback to me too, which I'm not too pleased about.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:09,
	
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	Then a Wolverhampton, cockney and bristolian accent will do as good
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:16,
	
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