Fucking hell I have been blighted by my boss from head office and two Reps. most of this afternoon.
On a fucking Friday afternoon the cunts, my boss was only there to try and blag corporate olympic tickets, at 4.50pm I blew my rag and told em all to fuck off, they left sheepishly.

Can you get away with shit like that?

Alt: Now I'm at home with a cold beer did I overeact? do you overeact? And if so what was your Mount Vesuvius moment?

Alt: Alt: I need a holiday where should I go?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:52, 73 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alt alt
You should ring a rang a dong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Thanks Jeffers I need a bit of humour at the moment

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

i'm sometimes a bit sarcastic at my boss
but in a nice way. I don't really lose my temper day to day. I keep it for special occasions, that way it really scares people when I do.

altalt: Iceland. That might only be because Of Monsters and Men were just on the radio
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

It was one of them stupid situations cavy, the boss stuck around to try and blag tickets, the reps stuck around because the boss was sticking around,
So I made the right choice, apart from that I did actually have work to do, even though I kept telling them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

I think that's fair
you probably did them a favour, they might never have left otherwise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Talking tha Rep crap, my boss phoned me on the way home to say sorry.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)

then you win

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)

I told him to fuck off again and phone me during work hours

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)

I've walked away from my boss whilst he was telling me off before
Probably not the best way of dealing with it, but he was being a twat.

Alt: If you told them to fuck off, yes.

AltAlt: New Zealand.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Thanks AA
And yes I very much told them all to fuck off.

NZ never occured to me, I always thought of it of being a Welshmans paradise.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)

I don't know what it is, but telling someone to fuck off is something I tend to avoid
Piss off is fine though.

I'd love to go to NZ, beautiful country.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)

I can get away with anything as long as I can justify it.
Have you every had to listen to that rep speak? and 3 cunts fawning over each other, at one point they pissed off to go and look at what cars they had, WTF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I'm the company contact for stationery companies, so I sadly have to deal with cunts at least 3 times a week
I am sympathetic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

I'm the customer I can get away with telling them to talk english.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Our biggest customer doesn't have english as a first language, sadly
Otherwise I'd be tempted too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Mind fuck em then, and transfer them, to your self in a range of regional voices, scouse and geordie accents will mind blow em.
After that you'll have no problems getting them to be concise
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Scouse is my natural accent, sadly
It appears to making a comeback to me too, which I'm not too pleased about.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Then a Wolverhampton, cockney and bristolian accent will do as good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Alt: I'm very fucking close at the moment.
mr b3th is one of those people whose 'internal monologue' is very very much 'external'. He has no idea how annoying it is.
I mostly manage to tune it out, but when he starts wittering on about whatever the fuck it is he's doing, and expects me to chip in with a running commentary as well, I have to really bite my tongue.

It's been so bad this week, I can't believe I haven't just screamed at him to shut the fuck up.
Anyway, let's all calm down again nwo, eh?

Altalt: The MOON!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Talk nicely to Quentin borrow his helicopter.......
Then you can fly me to the moon.

Me and the wife have an understanding of when we dont want to listen anymore, it mainly involves playground insults and funny faces
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Like I said, he really doesn't understand why it's annoying
cause apparently, women love it when you talk to them, right?
And he looks so hurt when I tell him to give it a fucking rest, it's just not worth it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Teach him how to take a hint, clap your hands over your ears and keep saying boring till he shuts the fuck up.
I wouldnt mind a flydrive in usaville but I know they would piss me off no end.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)

You should have some really angry revenge sex,
The kind where you go to a bar and fuck some strangers brain out, then afterward, the next day, when he's being an annoying shithead, you can think "fair's fair, after all, I did just fuck the shit out of some stranger"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

and gonz is now off to hang around
all your nearby bars, just in case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)

And papershops and super markets and bakeries just in case he missed you at the bars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)

they seem like unlikely places to hang out
trying to pull.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I bet gonz could win a tug of war team at trying to pull
and just like with the tug of war team fail actually pulling
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Oh god, I can only be in one place at a time =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

One step ahead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)

uhoh
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Dont worry I'm not trying to replace Batts or anything

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)

No, that's Dozer's job.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)

I thought his job was to dress like a maypole
at a gay pride meeting
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)

phew, he's myfavourite
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Your ok, nobody could fill battered's shoes..........................
errrrmmmmmmm I think I need to re-word this.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

People at work probably think I'm a suck up because I'm the only one who gets on alright with my boss

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I get on with my boss, he was even laughing at Plumdozers outfit as he discribed it on here.
My boss knows I have B3TA up during work were all cool and shit, having the age and experience to tell people you need to fuck off is easy, as long as you say it in the right way.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I find the trick to keeping people sweet is being really good at what you do.
He said about 15-20 times this week "ask gonz if he has a clue how to do it" and I've come up with the wander correctly like 99% of the time. I think the person parell to me might start getting pissed at that though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)

You are a suck up.
I bet his nickname for you is Dyson.

Sorry just saying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Swipe's been bullying me again.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

You should have heard what my boss thought of your attire.
He would have bullied the fuck out of you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)

your boss is a prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)

He said you was a peacock gayer
I'm not judging just passing on the comment, and yes he is a bit of a prick, but a good egg all the same
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)

what exactly
Is gay about wearing nice clothes? You fucking pleb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

FUCK YEAH IM GETTING POSH SUSHI FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH POSH SUSHI
I haven't had this in like a year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Nice one Gonz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)

It's like god himself is smiling down on me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

YOU DA MAN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Fuck me, this is amazing, the taste, the flavour, I propper love this food.
It's just that I got hardly anything for £30 =( I think this'll be an every-other-week treat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Quendejos

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)

hola

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)

fuck me, lively in here
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)

bouncing of the ceiling aint they

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)

refreshing lack of "fuck off" replies.

*waits*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Phuds bad timing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

9.30PM ALMOST HERE
I'm off to play poker with the boys laters all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

"play poker with the boys."

Hmmm.

Enjoy it, whatever it is.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

YEP now FUCK OFF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Thank you, thank you thank you.

You are battered AICMFP.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I wish Batts the Man dont cha know
bad timing phuds I'm off to a boys night of poker, thats drink, food poker drink, poker drink, drink MOAR poker drink and food, Etc Etc
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Fitever, min.

Enjoy
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Dickheads.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

slag
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I can recommend the Hurly Burly Show
Phwooar etc. Also very funny and impressively gymnastic. Just popped out for a cigarette at the interval.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Must be better than "Meet The Adebanjos," which is on the Africa Channel+1. Bizarre.

EDIT just realised you were talking about that burlesque show. If ya like it, ya like it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Pricks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Innit blud.
I've just downed a massive rum based alcoholic beverage.
I am what might colloquially be known as 'fucking wasted'.

I am also what might be known as 'a lightweight'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Loser thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

*does forehead L gesture*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Man, I love back to the future
the third one is not as shit as everyone says. I like flying steam engine time machines
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)

I am manfully working through my second bottle of Cava
Laced with a rather good Framboise. I'm waiting for a chilli I'm cooking to be done. The meat I've used appears to be tougher than Chuck Norris and is taking frickin ages to tenderise.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)

I have done a pretty good job of not overreacting.
I have not been invited to my brother's stag. I do know it's been kept entirely from him what's going on and whatnot and so he doesn't know I haven't been invited. I didn't overreact by virtue of keeping my fucking trap shut.

Poor form, though.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Evening Kroney
That sucks. Is it because you're French or is it the coprophilia, do you think?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)