Twix. Can't wait for them to nick KitKat's design ideas.
Alt: Oh shit, I need a new answer to this after Friday. Only joking, it was always Rory. Or Apeloverage, but since he got royally flamed if he does appear it usually means much LOLs are right around the corner.

AltAlt: Depends on the transportation methods available to me, you can't get far in five minutes, especially since traffic at T-minus five minutes to Armageddon will be horrific. If I have a teleporter, one of the Gallaghers. Can I also have a hypnotist on hand to convince them to put their heads together so that one bullet will do for both of them? I'd like the specify that the gun be a Desert Eagle .50 and the rounds be caseless titanium-tipped shells for maximum penetration and exit wound satisfaction. LOL penetration LOL wound.

Actually, what kind of end of the world? If we're talking instantaneous world-explosion then I'll stick to my original answer but if the event occuring in five minutes is the commencement of the seas rising and the ground quaking etc then probably myself, get it over with quickly. Can't stand long drawn-out goodbyes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Twix Chunky?
At the risk of coming across as a LOLFatty - I am THERE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

OR
four-finger Twix. Which sounds like a LOLfatty comedy death metal band.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)