I'm in far to good a mood to be horrible to anyone today,
The best joke my son told me when he was about 10

Knock Knock
"who's there"
IDIDUP...
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You died up someone?
You died up who?

And more pertinently, how are you alive to post this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

????? Did not died, derrrrrrrrrrr

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Mine is funnier
OK, not funnier, slightly more abstract, which I believe is what passes for funny nowadays. Look, if Ross Noble had said it you'd have shat yourself with laughing innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Billy, McCarthy and Keown walk into a bar.........

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Forest managers past, present and future?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

LOLZ, Possible new stadium talk.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

So I hear
Am going to reserve my excitement for now, we could still end up being the new Blackburn, or Liverpool when Statler and Waldorf took over, as opposed to the new Man City.

We also don't have any defenders.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Best attitude to have until theres a new manager and some money being splashed out.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You could do worse than McCarthy
Although you'll want to sack him once you get to the Prem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

This year is shot to fuck already
Unless McCarthy is a miracle worker. Best case scenario, he comes in today and the board gives him a blank cheque to rebuild the squad as he sees fit. He's still got to buy an entire defence, plus a 20-a-season man (or Sylvain Ebanks-Blake, to give him his full name), work out his best team from a plethora of out-of-nick midfielders, get a load of players who spent last season looking like they'd never met playing well with each other and 7 or 8 new faces, and he's got less than a month to make it happen. I only hope the board don't sack him at Christmas when we're sat in mid-table. I'd be happy with mid-table.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)