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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Youn all being a mean again :'( be nice to each other.Ah'll warn ye, ah will. Yon OT will be like /talk afore ye ken it! Repent noo, sinners o' the interwebs.
Say one nice thing about someone you said you hated in the last thread. I said I hated you all but really I want to snugglewuggle you all.
Alt: My son told a funny. He told a story about a boy who ate so much ham he turned into a ham and his mum called a "hambulance"
Now you make a funny, go on, make us LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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I'm going to watch a double bill of Batman tomorrow, Batman begins then the Dark Knight.
Are you all well jell?
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You should watch the other Batman films too.Except Batman and Robin. No-one needs to see that again.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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I think that would be a bit much, it's going to be nearly 6 hours on its own.Still there's an intermission, so I could grab a pint.
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Risky business, drinking at the cinemaYou'll more than likely need a piss before Rachel carks it
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I'm doing the same thing on Saturday with a girl in my flat. Then on the following sat, I'll see the third one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:08,
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Have fun, talk in a gruff voice and she'll be putty in your hands.(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
+get a proper haircut you hippy!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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not really, batman is shit.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:11,
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fucking batfink could kick his arse.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:17,
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or that does proper martial arts(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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I didn't say I hated anyone in the last thread, what should I do?There was a guy on here ages ago called Gayer (I think). He was a fucking idiot. So, here's something nice about him - he's not here any more.
I am such a lovely person, really.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:07,
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Yeah the same I think. About being nasty.From a mate's kid.
Why did Tigger look in the potty?
He was looking for Pooh. I think that matches the general standard of humour around here.
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I'm fucking having that!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:13,
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stealing from AB, sadtimes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:11,
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it was just a borrow, its not like i stole the image and hid his name(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
good point, allegation retracted.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:16,
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Alt: The past, the present and the future walked into a barIT WAS TENSE
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jesus christ, do you have be gay AND fucking creepy?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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It's usually one or the otherYou're catching me on a special bargain discount BOGOF Manic Monday
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Little tangle's favourite joke from when he was about threeWhat did the biscuit say when he crossed the road?
Oh crumbs!
I think he might have got the feed line wrong though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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this stuff is fucking gold.perhaps swipey could join in, no wait, she's a sad lonely cat lady. sadtimes :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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Kids say the funniest things, mmpso.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:27,
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here doleydoleydoleyoh no wait, that's you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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but I have a job, why would I claim the dole?a lawyer who don't check the facts, no wonder you're such a storming success.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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correct. well done swipey, I'm glad that law certificate you printed off from a website is working out for you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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i am a bit bemused but you're welcome to believe it, if it makes you feel better about yourself, i guess.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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swipe i swear to god when it comes to insults you just bash your keyboard at random and hope something bad comes out(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
she's all like :| and making me all like :'(I like it when she calls me bitter without even a trace of irony.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:40,
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christ, you're obsessedb3ta.com/search/answers/42374?q=swipey
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:04,
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?None.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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this subthread should be given some sort of special award(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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fuck it up your shit you ballroom dancing bellend.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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Dearie me, I'm somewhat out of practice at this.Um... GO AWAY PLEASE
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you mean bastard :'((((((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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I'm in far to good a mood to be horrible to anyone today,The best joke my son told me when he was about 10
Knock Knock
"who's there"
IDIDUP...
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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You died up someone?You died up who?
And more pertinently, how are you alive to post this?
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????? Did not died, derrrrrrrrrrr(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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Mine is funnierOK, not funnier, slightly more abstract, which I believe is what passes for funny nowadays. Look, if Ross Noble had said it you'd have shat yourself with laughing innit
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Billy, McCarthy and Keown walk into a bar.........(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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LOLZ, Possible new stadium talk.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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So I hearAm going to reserve my excitement for now, we could still end up being the new Blackburn, or Liverpool when Statler and Waldorf took over, as opposed to the new Man City.
We also don't have any defenders.
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Best attitude to have until theres a new manager and some money being splashed out.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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You could do worse than McCarthyAlthough you'll want to sack him once you get to the Prem.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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This year is shot to fuck alreadyUnless McCarthy is a miracle worker. Best case scenario, he comes in today and the board gives him a blank cheque to rebuild the squad as he sees fit. He's still got to buy an entire defence, plus a 20-a-season man (or Sylvain Ebanks-Blake, to give him his full name), work out his best team from a plethora of out-of-nick midfielders, get a load of players who spent last season looking like they'd never met playing well with each other and 7 or 8 new faces, and he's got less than a month to make it happen. I only hope the board don't sack him at Christmas when we're sat in mid-table. I'd be happy with mid-table.
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