Slow night?
Where is everybody?

Not you Harters, not you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:09, 61 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm working.
Well, I'm not. The new guy is. I'm baby sitting him to make sure he doesn't fuck it up.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)

How sweet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)

It's a pain in my balls.
I want to be at home in my pants.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

*fwaps*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

work
I had a transgender fella come in earlier looking for women's clothing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Battered's over in the USA?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Dwarf in the USA
He was a, dwarf in the USA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I'm watching myth busters and drinking beer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Ok I'm settled here, entertain me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)

How you want me to do dat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Meet me for a beer you bastard ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

You prick
Meet you where?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

In York, twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

You said you didn't want to, you quenderast.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

I knows it, just windin you up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)

It didn't work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Just shag each other and get it over with ;)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)

He wants me.
He's only human.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)

And you want him.
It's clear. You two really have a good thing going on.
Remember to wear a condom. Be safe boys ;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Lol fiddler crabs
I like crabs, I think they are fascinating
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

They sure are.
Except for those paedos, the fiddler crabs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I'm going to have one more beer, because I'm a idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I want beer :(
I'm going to have to stop off on the way home. Assuming this guy's not so slow he keeps me here past 11 :P
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Is he trying to install a router?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)

You don't install a router.
You put it down and plug it in. Unless you're a flid, in which case you make a song and dance about putting it down and plugging it in.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Next week lightbulbs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Also next week:
Horrific electrical death!
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Got me some Internet, looking into getting my motorbike licence.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Have you got Gears 3 yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)

I am drinking wine
and reading Fanny Hill.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Who's fanny hill
I am currently reading the poison wood bible
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)

me, battered, Berk and Brianhequator
Are in a pub in Kilburn.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Could you please call Monty an 'errant quender' when you see him?
Ta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Pat Battered on the head for me and say
"alright, wee man?"
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

It's ok everyone
I'm here now!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

you quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

prick

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)

You 'orrible pair of bullies
I'm going to start a thread just for me and my buddy Harters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

he's a prick too

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I'll stay here then.
How are you doing Kristo?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

eh
You?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Yeah.
Pretty much.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)

you quendetarian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

It's true
I only eat quenders.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

gaaaaayyyyy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

tangled up in bluuuuuuue
Hionlehwonabewithyeeeewwww
Oh hootie, you so crayzeh
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)

battered is a cunt
Takes us out to the end of the Jubilee line, then when I try and get back severe delays mean it takes 30 minutes to get to baker street where I can get on another line.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)

which it turns out is also fucked by signal failure at Liverpool Street

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

thx 4 the sympathy bbz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

np bbz
Hugz4bbz

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

delays at barbican too
God job there aren't a shit load of tourists heading our way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Just got home
Dinner with G/F was nomtastic. I'll be loitering here for a bit while I look for recomendations for hands-free mobile phone car kits and load covers on Ebay.

As you were
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)