Lazy fat cunts is the answer here
Fucking scum underclass who can't be fucking bothered as everything is done for them. I say leave it a few years and they'll all have died of massive heart attacks.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

We couLd set up an exchange system where we send our fatties to Africa and bring back starving people instead.
And they can't swap back until their bmi meets in the middle and is the same as each others.

I've always wanted to go to Africa.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

They fucking won't, that's the problem.
We have a great health service. Despite their best efforts, most of them will survive past 50, by which point they'll have a fuckton of morbidly obese kids and morbidly obese grandkids and the whole lot just carries on.

What I'm saying is, we need to put chemical castration agents in McDonalds and Burger King chips.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Except on weekends when I may fancy one when I'm hungover.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

It would be a low enough dose that anyone who had one less than once a month would be fine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

This seems like a sensible solution

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Did you see that blog about a year old Happy Meal?
You wouldn't know it was a year old, no signs of decomposition or anything.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I think I'd rather not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

If you change your mind
www.babybites.info/2010/03/03/1-year-happy-meal/
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
there are several out there. Fucking idiots who think that they've conducted a meaningful experiment and are showing the world that McDonalds is evilly full of preservatives and LOOK it's not rotting so it must be WITCHCRAFT and BAD MULTINATIONALS and probably the banks and governments too.

Not the first idea about science, experimental protocol, meaningful results or even how decomposition actually occurs. They can suck my fat hairy balls, frankly, the lot of them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

*sigh*
what signs of decomposition would you expect to "see" ?

Last time I checked there aren't any 3" long hairy bacteria with teeth. They deliberately kept the meal in a dry environment to prevent mould (because, OMFG, they had a vested interest in the results), so the burger just dessicates. Which makes it look the same as normal unless you look closely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I don't know what signs of decomposition I would expect to 'see'
I had enough trouble spelling the word. Do you often check for 3" long hairy bacteria with teeth? Sounds like a fun project, you should start a 'blog' about it.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I run two Bioprocessing/Biomedical reseach groups at a major Univeristy
so, yeah.. I do often check for hairy baterica with teeth.

Blogs are for more often than not for arseholes, though. Soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Of course, that does mean I get a lot of my funding from THE MAN.
I'm probably sucking Ronald McDonald's cock right now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Sorry fella, I completely understand why stuff like that would piss you off
Thanks for the info
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

haha, no worries
this is not often the place for rational debate.

For what it's worth, I still wouldn't eat that shite. but not becuase it's pumped full of preservatives. Because it's shite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I've gone and got angry now and started replying to myself.
I'm going to have to have a little lie down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)