I'm in the middle of a major sense of humour bypass today I'm afraid.
The thought that I won't see my kid until mid fucking August, on top of my other shit, is giving me a LOL factor of about minus twenty thousand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You should get a dog !
Get a Prince Charles Spaniel, they have the same hair as you. And I'm sure you totally did KC2nd, he was the partying king. The joy on her face would be amazing, and she'll want to spend more time at yours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I couldn't properly look after a fucking cat, Gonz.
No chance with a dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

But between the two of you, you could do it !
Imagine being able to hear the pitter-patta of tiny paws pumping pavement as you do your runs ! A dog is a good thing, it teaches responcilbity, it teaches the circle of life, it teaches so much. And it brings you unrequenting unconditional unadulterated pure love. Imagine coming home to seeing a smiling face, just pleased you're home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)