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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK:Good thing: Lord Finesse and DJ Mike Smooth's 'Funky Technician'
Bad thing: It's unlikely that I shall see my fabulous kid now until mid August.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:59,
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That is indeed a bad thing.I hope by then she hasn't got a fake tan and a vajazzle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:06,
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When I picked her up for her birthdayshe was wearing HEELS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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Seriously?Heels for a four year old? That's fucking batshit. Get that kid round Clarks for some Startrites.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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Hold on a secBy the standard chav deviation table, she's bang on course for having her first kid at 6. Gotta get the benefits, innit.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:14,
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In fairness she spends most of her time in Clarks, Kickers or Adidas.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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