I love it when you correct me
I like to imagine that your standing by a blackboard with a big piece of bamboo while i'm sitting in one of those chairs with the little table bit that folds from the arm rest and I'm reaching underneath with one hand and there's a bit of old chewing gum stuck there and you're pointing at things on the blackboard and I keep picking at the bit of chewing gum and eventually it comes off but you've noticed that I wasn't paying enough attention and suddenly it's all BLAM! MOTHERFUCKING BLANCMANGE IN MY LAP! and you're standing over me with an empty bowl and I'm all like "Shit, I've got trifle on my trousers"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

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this is me being speechless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Yeah, you just stand there silently, judging me
and I have to get up and bits of dessert fall off onto the floor but for some reason I try and catch them but it just slips through my fingers and now I've got jelly on the floor and cream and jam on my hands and one of those sponge fingers has got stuck to the toe of my shoe.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

i fucking hate trifle
it's for old ladies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I guess that's why you threw it at me.
You were venting your displeasure at that confection and using it to humiliate me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

yes
now rub it on yourself, there's a good little bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)