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( , Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This is the Koran for that after-dinner speaker. A quick tip for you. If you’re ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say, “My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry I’m late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was in there I saw some graffiti and it said ‘I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure’”. Straight away you’ve for them by the Jaffas. It’s witty. Not like a lot of the graffiti you see these days in toilets. It’s just crude. Like, you know, touch my this. Suck my such and such. Something all over my whatever.
( , Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
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