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(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
This is the Koran for that after-dinner speaker. A quick tip for you. If you’re ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say, “My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry I’m late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was in there I saw some graffiti and it said ‘I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure’”. Straight away you’ve for them by the Jaffas. It’s witty. Not like a lot of the graffiti you see these days in toilets. It’s just crude. Like, you know, touch my this. Suck my such and such. Something all over my whatever.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
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