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i had a dream last nightThat I got a tattoo of a quote I heard on tv once, I may actually do it, I love the quote and I've been itching for ink
Alt tell us your favorite quote
Altalt tell us about your ink
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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I have no tattoosAlt: Either "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.", or any by Wilde or Churchill.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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All quotes are Wilde, Churchill or Twain. All of them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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That one was Einstein (credited to him, anyway)(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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The only 'ink' I have is kept in a handy receptacle known as a 'pen'.Alt: 'Go ahead! Tell some lies about me now!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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What's the non alt question?I have 8 tattoos and none of them are an anchor, skull or flames.
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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tehy're all 'Muvver' drawn across a scantily clad gold bikini Leia(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a new quote from my father:'The view from here on the news is that you Londoners are thoroughly pissed off at the Olympics cost and heavy military presence in the streets and security overload. Necessary now but brought upon you at your expense just to let a bunch of people run circles around each other in skimpy shorts. Bah, humbug, I say. HMQ's Jubilee was splendid but this is obnoxious and full of foreign types. The last time the streets were full of soldiers, we were trying to keep foreigners at bay.
Love from Dad and Sue who, though foreign, isn't completely beyond the pale'
Good old dad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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It's plain to see where I get it all from, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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*adjusts dungarees*No idea what you're on about.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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You're the Boyce, try and understand it/Farnham
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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Tattoos are for kids, who when they grow up and catch sight of blobby ink marks that at some stage were unicorns and tricorders on their sagging flesh in the mirrorwill think christ I look like such a tit
WHY DIDNT SOMENBODY TELL ME SOONER
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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they can go off and have a little cry about it then(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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Or the eyes of everyone you ever meet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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yeah, generally at the expense of the nhs after adults go blubbing to their doctor of the depression caused by their mickey mouse tattoo leading to a lack of job opportunities and general ridicule(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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Rory has no regrets about getting this tattoo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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aint that labia major ?that kid was always somewhat muddled up about tattoos
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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It don't matter if you're black and white.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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I have no burning desire to show the world of my individuality by covering myself in stars, irony swallows, or captain kirki ent from no cauuuuucil estate neither
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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We're talking about getting a quotation hereY'know, something to really make people think? Something right tasteful in a fancy script or something. Maybe in Arabic?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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Or Hebrew but mistranslated so it's a bit wrong?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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i'm really into my tribal artfucked if i know which tribe or what it means, BUT IT'S WHO I AM DONT TAKE MY INDIVIDUALITY AWAY
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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worst impression of Martin Luther King EVERAlso, tattoos are for pikeys, quenders and 'metallers'.
Hope this helps xx
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Tattoos make you look common.Alt: I like R4's hilarious panel show Quote Unquote with Nigel Rees, who is in no way an irritating little prick presenting a terminally unfunny programme.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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His 70s 'graffiti' books are in no way terminally shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Nigel Rees’ Book of Humorous GraffitiThis is the Koran for that after-dinner speaker. A quick tip for you. If you’re ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say, “My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry I’m late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was in there I saw some graffiti and it said ‘I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure’”. Straight away you’ve for them by the Jaffas. It’s witty. Not like a lot of the graffiti you see these days in toilets. It’s just crude. Like, you know, touch my this. Suck my such and such. Something all over my whatever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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Sorry Quentin, I'm spent.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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Was the quote from quality American TV Drama 'The Hills'?Alt: Too many to pick from. So for now I will just say "There's no I in Team, but there is a U in Cunt"
Alt Alt: I have - a silly thing on my arm that I don't like that I am working with a tattoo artist to have covered up in to something much bigger. I also have a dragon between my shoulder blades and a big tattoo of Yggdrasil on my calf.
I also have a tattoo of Al's face in my special place. And one of Monts next to my arsehole.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:48,
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But you told me THAT was your special place!I'm regretting that tattoo I got at the same time, now.
You smoking my cock like a joint.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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In the deepest, darkest recesses of my mind, I want this to be true.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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I'm going to have a good hard 'think' about this later.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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i like the yggdrasil symbolism.appears in diff forms in a few cultures.
is the silly thing a: a girl's name, b: a chinese symbol, or c: a 'black tribal number thirty eight'
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The Silly Thing:A tribal number 38 that I picked off the wall when I was 16 and terminally stupid.
I'm having it built in to a bigger half or full sleeve that I can enjoy a bit more.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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you ain't the first or lasti designed a half dozen of them, kept em, looked back and went 'nah'
i always design mine, then stash em for a year or more, then look again. if i'm still behind em, they get done.
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That's the best way to do it, I reckon.I'd like to design my own, but then I may as well get a three-year-old to do it such is my artistic talent...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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i have one already'if you're scared to die, you'd better not be scared to live'
my favourite one (heard this since i got that other inked some eleven years ago)
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” -Andre Gide
that one, is going on my skin someplace.
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That first one is Papa Roach, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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it's actually from a song by the eels.which is better, right? RIGHT?
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Yes, yes it is.*backs away, slowly*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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Gosh yes.Considerably so.
DiT, START THE CAR!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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Which one?The JUSTICE MACHINE or the SHIT IT'S A BENDER mobile?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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*sputters in to life*I've started the car, too.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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"courage is an angel. courage is an angel that makes the difference between a good life and a great life"(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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If you are getting this tattooed on yourself, just make sure you get the appropriate spelling*angle
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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im only getting the first bitCourage is an angle
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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NO, Kriz. Courage is a brewery.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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It really is.So this is your 'Best', is it, Courage? Perhaps you should try a new career.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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Wasn't this an advertising slogan for Courage Best Bitter?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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The last thing on my list to do I'd to try dying,If you want to live forever then you will die trying,
There is no use in hidding cus that is just lying
Death makes life worth living so something something
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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Anything uttered by Gene HuntWould make my favourite quote list.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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I have Hakuna Matata under my watch. If I'm all like not in the mood to speak about my Dad, then I let people think its from the lion king. Or if I'm alright talking about it at the time, then it's from when I used to go Kenya as a kid (I can say a few words in Swahili) , and if I'm really comfortable around them or want to lay down a sob story to get in a girls knickers, then it's cus whenever something was really upsetting me, that's what dad would say to me to say it doesn't matter.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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Exactly how many ladies have you beddedAs a result of being inked?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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Round it up to the nearest number above zero.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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I have always thought that about manipulating girls for pity sex, yes.(
Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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I always pretend to cry after I've done a bit of noncing down the park too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:04,
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I'm so....sensitive.Sorry, I don't want to talk about this right now - it's too soon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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I didn't know your dad was a nig-nog Gonz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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Well, Gonz's Dad *was* James Earl Jones...(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Hahahahahaen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakuna_matata#Influence_on_origin_of_N-Dubz
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Altalt. I have several tattoos now and am booked in to start my sleeve in October. It's true what they say about them being addictive. I have a shit one on my wrist but that's being covered up when I get my sleeve started.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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I think a tattoo is going to be my next midlife crisis thinbg.Last year was a bungee jump, this year is going to be hep c from a needle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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That's a beautiful thing, Bizzle. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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Hep CThe gift that says you couldn't afford AIDS.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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What will it be of?A dolphin leaping majestically our of your bum crevasse?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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Aside from the worrying imagery that createswhy would you get a tattoo you couldn't see yourself?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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Well, it would be more of a gift for the man in your life.You know, give him a nice picture to look at while he throws one up you.
Sorry.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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It's easier to just sellotape a centrefold to my shoulders(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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Well, that's just depressing.How is your brother, by the way? He hasn't texted me in ages and I need validation offline.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Who was that guy what got his arm trapped under a boulder?I'm getting him tattoed in my arse crack.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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ordinary sized people have a crevicewhat are you saying about B3th?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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I got a tattoo of a picture I found on some website
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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What a plum. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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*Kyle Mode On*YOU'RE SCUM!
*Kyle Mode Off*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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Just seen a great quote on a T-shirt not sure it'd work as a tattoo though;
"I have the patience of a saint.
Saint Cunty McFuckoff."
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Sounds like one of AA's t shirts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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