at least something on here is funny today
i'm going to take your word for it, but if it's funny, it stands out by itself. a solid nugget of shit in a fetid lake of diarrhoea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Hello, figmas' friend is dead, nothing is funny anymore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

well, that's just not true
why, walking down fleet street earlier, i saw a double decker bus that had tried to fit down a side street and had got jammed between a van and a post. and they say women are shit drivers, rory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

some cunthorse drove into me last week
apparantly he didn't do it cos his dads a policeman
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

have you got witnesses? fucking loser
my mum was once driving near manchester airport and an actual cunthorse leapt out of a field and galloped into her car. the horse was fine, the car was a total mess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Yer, it's a ballache. He's denying it and went off with a bottle of t-cut to 'hide' his bumper damage.
I got quoted 1500 for his artisan work on mine. It's alright though cos his dads a policeman, so there's no way he did it.

What he didn't know is that I'm his landlord, I've served him notice to fuck off and I'll be keeping his deposit. nuck nuck nuck
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

how does that help? because the police are never ever corrupt, maybe?
excellent. you can throw in a claim for the house smelling of chemicals and t-cut stains on the floor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)