It's morally wrong to make me work on a day like this
it's gloriously sunny and I feel rougher than a badger's ballsack. This has not been improved in any way by just this second finding a whole, completely undigested (and apparently unmasticated) baby sweetcorn in a patient's stool sample.
(berk, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:37, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Thanks Gillian.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

You sound rather ill, Berkie old chum.
I think it's best if you go home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

As we all know, a badger's ballsack is akin to rough
in the same way that diamond is akin to hard.
(berk, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I thought most hockey pricks had the old back, crack and sack treatment?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I think you're confusing us with road cyclists there
or maybe swimmers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I always make sure my ballsack is as smooth as a bowling ball when I'm cycling
as I like to leave it dangling out and the hair really adds wind resistance
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

This is the sort of shit that some road cycling pricks claim, yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

My ballsack feels fairly perky this morning, frankly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)